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[aquaria-forever.livejournal.com]

I received an anonymous e-mail this morning which I've been asked to share with everyone for some reason - and so, without further ado:

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PRESIDENT SHINRA



R.I.P.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Supernatural Beings and Created Entities;

It is with much regret that I must inform you of today's sad date, for it marks the anniversary of the death of President ShinRa, the father of our very own Rufus ShinRa and the founder of the highly successful ShinRa Electric Power Company. Thanks to President ShinRa's continuous hard work and research into the fields of science, technology and weapons development, many of his lasting achievements can still be enjoyed by us here and now.

Please, join me in raising a glass to celebrate the life of this remarkable man, and take a moment to offer your condolences and messages of sympathy to Rufus ShinRa to help him through this difficult time.

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Comments

[aquaria-forever.livejournal.com]

Oh my, I'm terribly sorry. I genuinely thought it was someone who wanted to show their sympathy.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... it's alright. People assume that care for my parents. :|