SEXY PARTY @ STEWIE'S~!

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

...I'm bored. Who's up for one of Stewie's SEXY PARTIES?

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What. The. Hell.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

HEY YOU! CRACKWHORE. WHERE'S MY MONEY!?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...what?

What the hell are you?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I'm the baby you slept with the othernight! You still owe me money! Yes...Yes I remember you, Pretty young thing, Dressed in black leather pretty silver hair...you vagley reminded me of a My Little Pony, that's why I HAD to have you. Now pay up Bitch or I'll get the flamethrower.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...and people say I'm crazy? Hey kids, this is your Moogle on crack cocaine.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

So you think you're clever do you? WAIT JUST THERE! *Runs off*

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What the...?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

*Click, Click FWOOOOOOOOM~!* THAT TAKE THAT BITCH! BURN BURN IN THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HADES' LIVING ROOM~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

... what the fuck.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I have a query, don't take offence but...Are you one of those butch lesbian types? You look like one to me and *Ppppfffft* I don't recall inviting you to my party. Now if you could be a dear and go find some Hulking huge Blonde named Mavis I'd be thrilled, There's a good Heffer.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Oh, how I wish I could stab people in the face over the internet.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Yes, hate you too Bitch.

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a little young to be throwing "sexy" parties? ^^;

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a little too old to be hanging out with the Mickey Mouse Club?

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

King Mickey has a fan club?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Michael Eisner will be plotting to stick you back into the "Small World" attraction now for sure.

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT! I KNEW BLONDES ARE DUMB! STEWIE-1 NAMINE-0!

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

Does your mom know you're on the internet?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I put sedatives into her drink and trapped my father in the basement, Happy?

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

... *sigh* why does this community attract all the weirdos.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

You're vaguely disturbing.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

You're Sexy. *HIC*

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Your...disturbingness just took an upward turn!

[aquaria-forever.livejournal.com]

What on Elicoor II is a sexy party? I'm not sure I want to know, actually. Do your parents know what you're up to?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

If I could find you something to wear I'm sure you'll fight right in My Dear.

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

...oh my. My good sir, you and I will get along wonderfully.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I daresay we will! Saaaaaay! I mean we both have rather odd shaped heads...We both want certain people dead! May I bare your children?