SEXY PARTY @ STEWIE'S~!

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

...I'm bored. Who's up for one of Stewie's SEXY PARTIES?

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[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

HEY YOU! CRACKWHORE. WHERE'S MY MONEY!?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...what?

What the hell are you?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I'm the baby you slept with the othernight! You still owe me money! Yes...Yes I remember you, Pretty young thing, Dressed in black leather pretty silver hair...you vagley reminded me of a My Little Pony, that's why I HAD to have you. Now pay up Bitch or I'll get the flamethrower.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...and people say I'm crazy? Hey kids, this is your Moogle on crack cocaine.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

So you think you're clever do you? WAIT JUST THERE! *Runs off*

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What the...?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

*Click, Click FWOOOOOOOOM~!* THAT TAKE THAT BITCH! BURN BURN IN THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HADES' LIVING ROOM~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

... what the fuck.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I have a query, don't take offence but...Are you one of those butch lesbian types? You look like one to me and *Ppppfffft* I don't recall inviting you to my party. Now if you could be a dear and go find some Hulking huge Blonde named Mavis I'd be thrilled, There's a good Heffer.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Oh, how I wish I could stab people in the face over the internet.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Yes, hate you too Bitch.