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List of weird things to happen in the last half hour:
1. Woke up with a nasty charley horse on a Starship that's current blueprints are about 2 years from even being implemented. In a pretty comfy cabin with a bonsai tree. Pretty sure that was supposed to make me feel more at home or something, which, by the way? No.

2. Received messages from the captain of the Starship-that-wasn't, telling me to come to the bridge for a mission briefing. Spent about fifteen minutes wandering around, getting some pretty weird looks.

3. ...Got turned right around and told to come on here once I finally found the bridge. Seriously, maybe I haven't been on any ships ever, but the layout of this thing is completely counter-intuitive. I mean, everyone's seen the potential design and the base blueprints, but come on.

So anyway, yeah. Why am I supposed to be on this site right now and why am I on a spaceship that shouldn't exist? Because if this is one of those pre-teen chat things that they're using to distract me from their nefarious plot to corrupt me to a life of piracy in deep space, then... well, it's kind of working, but still.

And while I'm at it, if anyone in the bay area could let my teachers know that I'm in space and can't take that text for AP Physics, that'd be awesome.

((OOC: Sulu is now 14 (and a half) and is on a spaceship that was only in the planning stages when he was a kid. Aren't all you other kids jealous of him?))

Comments

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

Oh. Sorry.

I don't know, I guess. I'd need to do some more research before saying one way or the other.

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It's cool.

The girl up there is like... way ahead of even me, and she says that everyone she knows looks older. I'm starting to think that something's really messed up.

funfact: Klingon is in the Firefox spellcheck dictionary

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

We need to stop this! Maybe it's some evil Klingon plot or something!

It's so bizarre what Firefox knows

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I don't think so, dude. Klingons aren't even smart enough to get deep into the federation's territory, come on.

Still, it is really weird. I'm great at physics but this is more like theoretical physics, which hasn't even changed much in the last hundred years, and nothing like this has ever happened.

It really is

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm being held captive by a guy who doesn't even know what a book is and a six year old.

Maybe the universe went through a black hole. Is that even possible?

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...Wow. But still, Klingons wouldn't explain why I'm on a futuristic starship.

No, not really. I mean, theoretically Earth could get sucked into one, but the vacuum of absolute nothing would probably just crush us all instead of transport us like a wormhole. Plus, the scale of a universe versus a black hole is just way too huge for a black hole to be able to suck in the entire universe. Did you even study physics?

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be smart to be resourceful, I guess. And maybe they trapped you on a futuristic-even-in-the-future starship?

I didn't touch those glorified math classes with a ten-foot pole.

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It'd be really hard for them to mimic an entire crew of Starfleet officers like this. Have you seen any Klingons around to support your idea?

Oh, like Virology is anything worth studying. What are you going to do, train viruses to jump through microscopic hoops?

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

I've seen some weird shit around, but no Klingons.

Oh please, you think so - excuse the pun - small. I'm trying to kill people.

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Oh, come on. Like that's even true. And I think on a universal scale when it comes to relevant sciences.

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

Virology is way more relevant than physics will ever be!

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You're crazy. Physics deals with the universe. You just do... flea circus stuff.

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should destroy the universe with a supervirus just to spite you.

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Ooooh, scary.