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[parked]

List of weird things to happen in the last half hour:
1. Woke up with a nasty charley horse on a Starship that's current blueprints are about 2 years from even being implemented. In a pretty comfy cabin with a bonsai tree. Pretty sure that was supposed to make me feel more at home or something, which, by the way? No.

2. Received messages from the captain of the Starship-that-wasn't, telling me to come to the bridge for a mission briefing. Spent about fifteen minutes wandering around, getting some pretty weird looks.

3. ...Got turned right around and told to come on here once I finally found the bridge. Seriously, maybe I haven't been on any ships ever, but the layout of this thing is completely counter-intuitive. I mean, everyone's seen the potential design and the base blueprints, but come on.

So anyway, yeah. Why am I supposed to be on this site right now and why am I on a spaceship that shouldn't exist? Because if this is one of those pre-teen chat things that they're using to distract me from their nefarious plot to corrupt me to a life of piracy in deep space, then... well, it's kind of working, but still.

And while I'm at it, if anyone in the bay area could let my teachers know that I'm in space and can't take that text for AP Physics, that'd be awesome.

((OOC: Sulu is now 14 (and a half) and is on a spaceship that was only in the planning stages when he was a kid. Aren't all you other kids jealous of him?))

Comments

[torchwoodteaboy]

You woke up on a spaceship? Duw, what I wouldn't do to trade places with you. Then maybe this whole "waking up somewhere else" thing would be worth it.

[parked]

Don't get me wrong, this is one of those things I want to do in my life, but Starfleet could have called me ahead of time instead of beaming me up in my sleep.

...So, what, has every kid on this thing woken up somewhere they shouldn't be?

[torchwoodteaboy]

Dunno. I certainly have, you certainly have, a bunch of others have as well. Perhaps one can make the logical conclusion that at least some of us aren't where we're supposed to be, yeah?

[parked]

Some isn't all. It's highly improbable that there would be an Earth-wide epidemic of kidnappings happening at the same time, anyway. I mean, come on, it's not like Klingons could just pop into atmo and beam up kids for slave trading or something. Right?

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Search me. I'm stuck here in the castle trying to figure out why the hell Matthew's claiming to be my boyfriend.

[parked]

A castle? Those went out of style as hideouts back in the 21st century.

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Really? Well, we're nowhere near that, so that's all right, then.

[parked]

...Yeah, you shouldn't be anywhere near the 21st century, since it's kind of 2 centuries ago.

I'm starting to doubt this is a kidnapping epidemic.

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

...Starship? Like on Star Trek?

[parked]

What?

[scholar-will.livejournal.com]

You know. Star Trek. The USS Enterprise. Captain Kirk. Like, the best show ever.

[parked]

You know Captain Kirk? That's weird, nobody else seems to, except the people on board.

[oceanicbutterfly]

A spaceship?!

[parked]

Yeah. Are you one of the kidnapped kids too?

[oceanicbutterfly]

No, I'm at home. Are there aliens on the spaceship?

[parked]

Well, yeah. The Commander's a Vulcan, I think. Which is weird, since Vulcans usually don't work with Starfleet.

[notbritishgdit.livejournal.com]

I wonder why is the comm suddenly all filled with children that got kidnapped. You're alright? Are you hurt?

[parked]

Yeah, I'm fine. It's not like the Federation would have me kidnapped for any reason, but none of the crew are even coming to talk to me. They're more wigged out about this than I am.

[notbritishgdit.livejournal.com]

The federation? Like in Start Trek? Good to know that you are not hurt at least.

[third year Luna is third year]

[saneasme.livejournal.com]

How many bay areas are there? Could there be more than one?

...Starship? Does it fly through the stars, or is it a star?

[parked]

The Bay area is what people call the area I live in, in San Francisco. I guess other people from other areas have their own bays or whatever, but we had the name first.

...No, it flies through space. Except fly isn't really the right word.

[saneasme.livejournal.com]

Oh. I'm from Ottery St. Catchpole, so I can't find your teachers from here.

What is the right word?

[trinities]

Piracy is badass!

[parked]

I guess. It'd still be more badass if I knew why I was here in the first place, but hey. Whatever.

[trinities]

You're on a ship, right? Take advantage of it!