Little Help Here

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but Krauser said I should post.

I'm locked in an underground facility of some kind, filled with monsters look like they want to eat me. I've barricaded myself in.

I'd really appreciate it if someone could come and get me and take me to 'Wesker's Island'. I promised Krauser I'd help him out.

Though if you can't get me there, if you could get me to the Karma Society facility in Portland, that'd be more than good enough.

Oh, and my name's David. Not Gale. I'm not sure who Gale is.

Comments

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

That you were David before you were Gale.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

And who are you?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

That realy hurts, man. You don't even remember your best friend?

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, there's apparently a lot I don't remember. Like being Gale, or having sex with Krauser.

...Did that really happen?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm not surprised you don't remember that. If you can't remember me blowing you, then I don't see why you'd remember his dick up your ass.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

I still want to understand why Jenna is all right with all this. Or where she is.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

She's that hot, black-haired woman, right?

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

Yes, she is. You know her?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Nope. I saw her in a memory of yours. She's either dead or trying to save your life.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

He actually feels bad now

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that, man. Where you're concerned, everything really fucking complicated.

He's OK, just really confused, lol

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to realize that. I didn't realize my life was going to become so complicated when I went to bed the other night, heh.

XD

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...You do realise that you've been hit with a virus, right?

No one bothered to explain the community to him yet, lol

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

What kind of virus could do this?

*sigh* Time for Michael-sensei

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

...Do you even know what this place is?

Yay story time!

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

...It's an internet community with a lot of strange people on it?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

That's about half of it. It's also a nexus for different dimensions and worlds and shit. It's also run by this fucked up AI that likes to infect us with the kind of viruses that fuck up your memories. Or turn you into a woman. Or a dog.

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

............

If I hadn't woken up this morning in a compound filled with monsters, I'd be asking if you were shitting me.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure those monsters are your teammates, man. You can transform too, you know.

David actually looks a bit different from Gale. Different facial structure and colouring

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

I...think I'd know if I could turn into a monster. And if they're my teammates, why didn't they recognize me?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Because right now you don't actually look like you (http://www.ztgamedomain.com/images/screenshots/ps2/dds2/09.jpg).

L-LOL, way to freak him out

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

W-who is that supposed to be!? Me?

Whoops? :>

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Calm the fuck down. Yeah, that's what you look like normally.

LOL, that picture is his berserk form where the transformation gets stuck halfway

[donotcomprehend.livejournal.com]

I'm normally a monster...? I don't understand. What happened to me?

I know :3 It was just so sexy I couldn't resist

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

No, seriously. Calm the fuck down. You're a demon. I think. Half demon? Whatever. You can transform into a demon. Or something. Shit happened on your world and suddenly you could transform.