hostile takeovers are the best kind

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

While you're all playing around with your other selves, none of you have noticed the big picture. That's where I come in. Hello, DramaDramaDuck. I'm pleased to meet you all. Get used to me, because I, Midorikawa Retasu, am your new absolute ruler.

Get me a coffee, why don't you? I don't care what you were doing before, just do it. Your own concerns are nothing compared to mine.

Oh, Karen, have you taken care of the other me yet? I don't want her thinking she can just try to drown me again. It's too much of a headache to do these things myself.

Comments

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

You're just being ridiculous.

[pandorabox]

I can't just sit here and let you hurt someone! What do you take me for?

An idiot?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Someone who should shut up for his own good.

[pandorabox]

I have already told him that, but he refuses to listen.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

You're just as useless and just as annoying, Mr. Call-The-Police.

[pandorabox]

I beg your pardon?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Are you offended? I don't care.

[pandorabox]

Young lady, someone needs to teach you manners.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I don't need them. I don't need to be subservient to anyone.

[pandorabox]

Everyone needs manners.