hostile takeovers are the best kind

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

While you're all playing around with your other selves, none of you have noticed the big picture. That's where I come in. Hello, DramaDramaDuck. I'm pleased to meet you all. Get used to me, because I, Midorikawa Retasu, am your new absolute ruler.

Get me a coffee, why don't you? I don't care what you were doing before, just do it. Your own concerns are nothing compared to mine.

Oh, Karen, have you taken care of the other me yet? I don't want her thinking she can just try to drown me again. It's too much of a headache to do these things myself.

Comments

[pandorabox]

My dear, I am not sure you can take over an online community in that manner.

Someone's gonna get hurt at this rate.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've already taken care of that.

[pandorabox]

Taken care of what?

... d-do we need the help of the police yet again? There are so many people here I should call the police on...

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

The hurting-people bit.

How can you call the police on something like this? Besides, I'm not even in your world.

[pandorabox]

C'mon! Would you guys stop trying to kill your twins?!

O-oh dear.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I never said I killed her. She's in the closet. If she tries something like that again, it's a different matter.

[pandorabox]

I'll call th--

Somehow, I don't think that's gonna work.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

The police couldn't do anything against me. Sorry!

[pandorabox]

Where are you?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, you don't. I have read the Evil Overlord List, you know.

[pandorabox]

... damn. It was worth a shot.

If you would let me call the police...

WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE POLICE?!

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

What would you even do if you got here, anyway?

[pandorabox]

I'd think of something.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

You're just being ridiculous.

[pandorabox]

I can't just sit here and let you hurt someone! What do you take me for?

An idiot?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Someone who should shut up for his own good.

[pandorabox]

I have already told him that, but he refuses to listen.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

You're just as useless and just as annoying, Mr. Call-The-Police.

[pandorabox]

I beg your pardon?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Are you offended? I don't care.

[pandorabox]

Young lady, someone needs to teach you manners.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I don't need them. I don't need to be subservient to anyone.

[pandorabox]

Everyone needs manners.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Are you sure you don't want me to break her? I could do it while she's still trapped in there.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

There's no time for that. We have work to do.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Fine.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Good. Now, what else have you done today that was productive at all?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I brought you coffee, if you'll recall.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

And?

[oceanicbutterfly]

And what? You already saw my fundraiser.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Fine, then. I'll deal with overthrowing the community myself. No one will ever get in the way.

[oceanicbutterfly]

That would be new.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

What was that?

[oceanicbutterfly]

That. Would. Be. New.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're exaggerating. Anyone who would get in the way is either locked in the closet by their double or desperately trying to kill them. They can't even think of saving their friends right now.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a perfect time for coffee.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

For me.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Yes, yes, of course. Can't conquer worlds without your coffee.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we've come to an understanding!