http://100thbrokendish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2010-04-29 05:21 pm
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hostile takeovers are the best kind

While you're all playing around with your other selves, none of you have noticed the big picture. That's where I come in. Hello, DramaDramaDuck. I'm pleased to meet you all. Get used to me, because I, Midorikawa Retasu, am your new absolute ruler.

Get me a coffee, why don't you? I don't care what you were doing before, just do it. Your own concerns are nothing compared to mine.

Oh, Karen, have you taken care of the other me yet? I don't want her thinking she can just try to drown me again. It's too much of a headache to do these things myself.
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[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon! Would you guys stop trying to kill your twins?!

O-oh dear.

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I never said I killed her. She's in the closet. If she tries something like that again, it's a different matter.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'll call th--

Somehow, I don't think that's gonna work.

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
The police couldn't do anything against me. Sorry!

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Where are you?

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, you don't. I have read the Evil Overlord List, you know.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
... damn. It was worth a shot.

If you would let me call the police...

WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE POLICE?!

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
What would you even do if you got here, anyway?

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'd think of something.

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
You're just being ridiculous.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I can't just sit here and let you hurt someone! What do you take me for?

An idiot?

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Someone who should shut up for his own good.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
I have already told him that, but he refuses to listen.

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
You're just as useless and just as annoying, Mr. Call-The-Police.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I beg your pardon?

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Are you offended? I don't care.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Young lady, someone needs to teach you manners.

[identity profile] 100thbrokendish.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need them. I don't need to be subservient to anyone.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2010-04-30 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone needs manners.
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