hostile takeovers are the best kind

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

While you're all playing around with your other selves, none of you have noticed the big picture. That's where I come in. Hello, DramaDramaDuck. I'm pleased to meet you all. Get used to me, because I, Midorikawa Retasu, am your new absolute ruler.

Get me a coffee, why don't you? I don't care what you were doing before, just do it. Your own concerns are nothing compared to mine.

Oh, Karen, have you taken care of the other me yet? I don't want her thinking she can just try to drown me again. It's too much of a headache to do these things myself.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

Fine.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Good. Now, what else have you done today that was productive at all?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I brought you coffee, if you'll recall.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

And?

[oceanicbutterfly]

And what? You already saw my fundraiser.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Fine, then. I'll deal with overthrowing the community myself. No one will ever get in the way.

[oceanicbutterfly]

That would be new.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

What was that?

[oceanicbutterfly]

That. Would. Be. New.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're exaggerating. Anyone who would get in the way is either locked in the closet by their double or desperately trying to kill them. They can't even think of saving their friends right now.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a perfect time for coffee.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

For me.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Yes, yes, of course. Can't conquer worlds without your coffee.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we've come to an understanding!