Oooooooooraaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Uhm.

Abarai Renji, fukutaichou of the 6th squad of the Gotei 13. That's Vice-captain or Lieutenant Abarai to you lot.

Reporting for duty, as freakin' ordered.

I don't normally go near the internet, that's for humans - it's the kinda thing Ichigo and his buddies would use - but Kuchiki-taichou decided I should go and check it out, because there's apparently all kinda information about Soul Society leakin' out onto it. Naturally I complained! I'm the second seat in my division, why should I be reduced to a job like this, when there are Hollows and Arrancar running around? Course, it was Byakuya's commandment, so before long I had Rukia on at me. So of course, Ikkaku and the pretty-boy joined in, and Matsumoto - I felt hounded, like there was nowhere to run! Still, I'm a proud Shinigami, I stick to my ideals. Then Kyouraku-taichou showed me some.. uh.. pictures.. that convinced me to accept the assignment.





RESEARCH PHOTOS DAMNIT!

Anyway, Matsumoto set me up this... livejournal, or whatever, and now I am supposed to talk about things that bug me. Except I don't want to talk about Ichigo.

Hm. Matsumoto promised me over and over again that she'd set this up right, and made it respectful. Why am I suddenly suspicious?

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...you're a plushie?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

What?

Huh?

*checks*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[witchy-wuya.livejournal.com]

I love your hair colour, it's so vibrant and red much like my own!

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

All natural, baby. Nice tats, too.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

Shinigami? Hollows?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Uh. Shinigami are good guys, like me. Hollows are evil spirits. We kick their asses.

Hm. Nanao Ise from 8th division says I should 'link' you to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleach_(manga).

It's all greek to me, this internet stuff. Link? What am I doing, chaining you to it or something?

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

...How do you fight a spirit?

Oh.

Yeah, it still kinda confuses me, too. And a "link" means you're just setting up a way to access a new page, or something. I can't really explain that well.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Fight a spirit? Usually I hit it with my zanpakutou. Uh, sword.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

...Wouldn't it go through?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Nah. Spirit pressure and all that jazz. I could explain it properly, but, well, Shinigami are kinda spirits, too. If we wanna go to the human world, we get inside fake bodies called gigai.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

So does that mean you aren't alive?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Dead as a doornail. Except alive too. It's kinda complicated, I try not to bother understanding it too much.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not too wierded out, considering the people that show up at this community.

A lot of people here are supposed to be dead, or already are, too.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Good or bad? Cause if they're bad, they might be Hollows...

...is it possible to hit someone with a sword over the internet?

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

Some are bad, but I don't think they're Hollows. Can't really tell, though.

...Probably not.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

What? Weird stuff I don't know about yet? How cool.

Oh yeah, and I'm Demyx. ♥

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Wait... what? Your outfit looks kinda like a shinigami's outfit.. what's your rank? And squad? I don't recognise you...

And you don't even know about the basics of our training? Did you even ATTEND the academy?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

It's an Organization coat. I don't think they're the same thing. So no, no academy! You have to go to an academy to be a shingami, whatever that is? That sucks.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I was there about 100 years, give or take. Then I've been a shinigami long enough to make lieutenant, vice-captain if you will. On top of that, I achieved my ban kai, my ultimate attack. That takes years! Mind you, I did it in three days. I'm kinda kickass like that...

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

You have to go to school for a century to be a whatever it is? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? I think I qualified to be in the Organization just by, like, looking human.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

...wait, you qualify by looking human? Last I saw someone doing that, they were called Arrancar... you ain'tgot any weird boney bits on you do ya?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

...no. No I don't. I mean, I'm kind of thin but NOT NEARLY AS SKINNY AS AXEL, so that doesn't count. Okay.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good then. Bone = bad.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Why? Bones are usually pretty good, in my experience. They. Like. Support you and stuff.

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

I bet I know what you saw! ^^

*points to avatar*

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Who are you? Did you hack my computer or something?

I mean... uh.. no. Pictures of cats, or something. Yeah.

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

Leehalt did the hacking. I just watched <3

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Who the hell is Leehalt? I'm gonna Ban Kai their ass!

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I'm not about to sell out a comerade. ^^

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Bah. Your bandana sucks.

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

*yawns*

Is that it? I'm getting bored. ^^

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Gah, why is everyone so freakin' hostile around here?

Freakin' net hacker people.