Oooooooooraaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Uhm.

Abarai Renji, fukutaichou of the 6th squad of the Gotei 13. That's Vice-captain or Lieutenant Abarai to you lot.

Reporting for duty, as freakin' ordered.

I don't normally go near the internet, that's for humans - it's the kinda thing Ichigo and his buddies would use - but Kuchiki-taichou decided I should go and check it out, because there's apparently all kinda information about Soul Society leakin' out onto it. Naturally I complained! I'm the second seat in my division, why should I be reduced to a job like this, when there are Hollows and Arrancar running around? Course, it was Byakuya's commandment, so before long I had Rukia on at me. So of course, Ikkaku and the pretty-boy joined in, and Matsumoto - I felt hounded, like there was nowhere to run! Still, I'm a proud Shinigami, I stick to my ideals. Then Kyouraku-taichou showed me some.. uh.. pictures.. that convinced me to accept the assignment.





RESEARCH PHOTOS DAMNIT!

Anyway, Matsumoto set me up this... livejournal, or whatever, and now I am supposed to talk about things that bug me. Except I don't want to talk about Ichigo.

Hm. Matsumoto promised me over and over again that she'd set this up right, and made it respectful. Why am I suddenly suspicious?

Comments

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

It's an Organization coat. I don't think they're the same thing. So no, no academy! You have to go to an academy to be a shingami, whatever that is? That sucks.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I was there about 100 years, give or take. Then I've been a shinigami long enough to make lieutenant, vice-captain if you will. On top of that, I achieved my ban kai, my ultimate attack. That takes years! Mind you, I did it in three days. I'm kinda kickass like that...

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

You have to go to school for a century to be a whatever it is? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? I think I qualified to be in the Organization just by, like, looking human.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

...wait, you qualify by looking human? Last I saw someone doing that, they were called Arrancar... you ain'tgot any weird boney bits on you do ya?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

...no. No I don't. I mean, I'm kind of thin but NOT NEARLY AS SKINNY AS AXEL, so that doesn't count. Okay.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good then. Bone = bad.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Why? Bones are usually pretty good, in my experience. They. Like. Support you and stuff.