accidental voice

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

-click-

Oh, come on. It's not that hard. Not like Tosh didn't leave me notes... why aren't they working?

-keys clicking rapidly-

Okay, okaaay. Looks like I'm in...

Ducks? She was working on ducks? That can't be right...

Huh. Looks almost like a blog...

Comments

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

So what is this, then?

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

It's a sort of... well, okay, you obviously have computers in your world. Imagine if the... web thingy, what's it called? the Internet connected to other universes.

Well, it does, or at least this part of it does.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

Well, honestly? Not too much of a shock. Not really.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Ah, your world's one of those. So is mine, to be perfectly honest. Let's put it this way, I've had to help save the world at least four times and from at least, ah... 4 and 1/7 powerful mazoku.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

Sounds like you've been busy.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

... I take it you don't believe me, then.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

Oh, I do. Believe me, I do. We've a bit similar problem where I come from. Saving the world and all that.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Sorry if that came off like bragging, it wasn't meant to.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

It's quite alright. If you've been able to save your home, the pride is well earned.

I'm Gwen. It's a pleasure.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Zelgadiss. Likewise.

So what is it you keep having to save the world from? I know I don't hear about many worlds with computers and demons.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

All sorts of things, really.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

"All sorts of things" as in "too many to pick examples from," or as in "I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you"?

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

A little of both, I think.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Oh, lovely. Sounds like you have it worse than I do.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, it's been a little quieter lately.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Same here. Admittedly, not being a mercenary anymore helps.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

I imagine so.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, maybe I should have mentioned that in this case "mercenary" means "wandering adventurer and occasionally bandit-exterminator". My world is somewhere around the later end of what I think Earth calls the Middle Ages.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

Really? That's... something new.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

I did say it connects different universes.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

It's not like I haven't dealt with that before, but there are times it still seems a bit odd.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

"Odd" isn't the half of it. I suppose I should warn you about the viruses, unless someone else has.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

Someone's telling me, but I think he's daft.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

No, unfortunately not. He's even picked out actual examples that have happened.

[protect-them.livejournal.com]

Alright, let me get this straight. Someone can catch a virus from this network site? Honestly?

.... bloody hell.