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[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

LOLZ KADAJ. I found a picture of your mother. She has no alibi- she ugly.








NO ELJAY CUT FOR YOU!

((if you need an eljay cut let me know. XD))

Comments

[bakurinator3000.livejournal.com]

NO WONDER HE WANTS TO FUCK HER. SHE'S LIKE A BIG HUGE VAGINA.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

...mah, I'm seeing more phallic objects, frankly.

[bakurinator3000.livejournal.com]

PHALLIC OBJECTS WITH A DELICIOUS VAGINA CENTER.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaaaaaa, much as I like your line of thinking, she-mans are...to be avoided.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

At least you may understand now. Isn't she lovely?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU RUFUS. You could never understand her ethereal and otherworldly beauty, because you're too busy staring at Tifa-chan's breasts. Besides, Kaa-san doesn't always look like that, and the fact that she can shift and change is part of her allure. She looks so wonderful there...

Damn, now I need to go find some tissues.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

You really think that's beautiful?

Is that really your mom?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Of course she's beautiful! That's Kaa-san! That's Mother!

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

If that's your mom, then what are you?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Daaaamn, that's his mum? Freaky.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

How can you say that? She's incredible!

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Watch how my mouth moves, pretty-boy. F-U-G-L-Y.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I can't watch your lovingly-sewn mouth, Plushie-chan. YOU'RE ON A COMPUTER SCREEN.

...and you obviously have bad taste in women. Unless you're gay, in which case go and hump Katou's leg or something.

[ex-katou-moo703.livejournal.com]

...how do you even have sex with that?

[hells-sexiest.livejournal.com]

It probably has something to do with tentacle porn.

[ex-katou-moo703.livejournal.com]

....heyheyhey! that reminds me of this porno youji rented. wanna stop by his place soemtime and watch it?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Screw you both. I'd be surprised if Katou even knows what to do with that dick of his.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

This is the mother we've heard so much about?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

YES. Maybe now you'll understand.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

See Dante? Isn't it soooo simple?

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[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You're the simple one for not appreciating the beauty of what you had. Besides, Dante's got his own Mummy issues to worry about.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

See how beautiful Kaasan is in the glow of battle?

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, another one.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

... No. I don't.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... that's oddly familiar.