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LOLZ KADAJ. I found a picture of your mother. She has no alibi- she ugly.

NO ELJAY CUT FOR YOU!

((if you need an eljay cut let me know. XD))

Shoving your wang into anything pretty with breasts makes you feel better about not shagging the woman you're in love with? Even I can tell that makes no sense.

Or maybe most men don't want to fuck their mothers?

Apparently not. *shrug*

Stop trying to turn the attention back onto me here. I'm just saying that maybe you should try and find some satisfaction with the girl you love rather than sleeping around and having a series of meaningless one-night stands. If you want to feel bad, then feel bad, but at least get it out of your system. If you don't try, you'll never know.

... Jesus fucking Christ.

For fuck's sake, Dante. JUST GET LAID WITH TRISH.

For fuck's sake, Kadaj. NO.

...Momma's Boy.

Considering I kicked your ass, what does that make you?

A self-delusional jackass who thinks that by beating me, he can somehow make his penis bigger.

If my dick got bigger every time I beat down a power hungry jackass... well, I think I'd find a new line of work.

Better start looking then. From what I gather, you beat yourself off often enough.

Do you understand that I let you live?

Yes, and I also understand that it makes you a complete idiot. I should have killed Rufus when I had the chance, and look what happened there.

I'm so fucking through with you.

Come after me again, and I'm cutting off your head and feeding it to my dog. Later.

... you have the mental capacity to keep another living being alive? I'm impressed; advances in medicine are astounding.

Neeeee, Dante, that's not a very nice way to refer to Trish.

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