Hello.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Good morning. I am Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, director of Hellsing. My organisation specializes in the removal of Freaks and vampires, so please feel free to contact us if you have any such problems.

Although... seeing as most of you seem to think that you're from different 'worlds', then that might be a problem.

Edit: When I said 'Freaks', I meant artificial vampires. Thank you.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Great, there's this little purple thing that's been freaking me out. Get rid of it.

I'm Kadaj, by the way.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Freaks are not 'little purple things'. They look human, only with the brutal tendencies of beasts.

A pleasure to meet you, Kadaj.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Really? Well, this one is. You're telling me a purple dragonfly who keeps talking about getting into peoples' dreams is normal?

Thanks. You have great hair, by the way. How do you keep it looking so glossy?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

You just met a freak. How much to remove it?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

That does sound strange. But the Freaks I refer to look like the one to the left of this picture: link (http://www.anime-revolution.com/screenshots/hellsing/hellsing_05.jpg).

... I wash it daily.

[tonightsdream-x.livejournal.com]

... Dragonfly?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

You're referring to Kadaj?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

You're the dragonfly who goes into peoples' dreams?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Hi. We really do live on different worlds, it takes some people some time to get used to! And don't kill all the freaks, half the community would die. ♥

[tonightsdream-x.livejournal.com]

I'm not a dragonfly, and I don't want to know where that came from. My name is NiGHTS, and I protect the dreams of visitors. Excluding a certain few, who I will make sure to stay far, far away from.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yeah, I guess they are rather creepy. So you get rid of them, huh?

Cool, me too. Takes a while to dry, though, and sometimes the tangles can be a nightmare to get rid of.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Freaks have FREAK-chips embedded into them. I fear it is a necessity to remove these people. But seeing as most of the people who have commented have mistken Freaks for mostly normal (if otherwise eccentric) people, I assume you have done the same.

A different dimension is an unusual thing, you understand, and I do not think I will believe in it until I have seen it with my own eyes.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Dante you fucker, I am going to kill you.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

...Removal?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Unless he has a FREAK-chip embedded into him, or has homicidal tendencies, I do not think that Hellsing will mobilise its forces any time soon to track him down.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

We kill them.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, we're not all human, but we don't have chips, I think, so awesome.

Really? Too bad, 'cos you probably won't~ not many of the people on here can travel between them.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

And when you fuck that up, what are you going to try then?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Ah. I apologise then, NiGHTS.

You... protect the dreams of visitors? That is an interesting hobby.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

...And what exactly do you define as. A freak?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. Next time I fight you, I won't go so easy on you.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

He's an undead psychopath. He brags about killing innocent people so often the stories get boring.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

That is the job of Hellsing.

I see. Yes, the tangles can be a problem.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

You went easy on me? So that's what you call bawling like a baby and crying for your mommy?