Hello.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Good morning. I am Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, director of Hellsing. My organisation specializes in the removal of Freaks and vampires, so please feel free to contact us if you have any such problems.

Although... seeing as most of you seem to think that you're from different 'worlds', then that might be a problem.

Edit: When I said 'Freaks', I meant artificial vampires. Thank you.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Great, there's this little purple thing that's been freaking me out. Get rid of it.

I'm Kadaj, by the way.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Freaks are not 'little purple things'. They look human, only with the brutal tendencies of beasts.

A pleasure to meet you, Kadaj.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Really? Well, this one is. You're telling me a purple dragonfly who keeps talking about getting into peoples' dreams is normal?

Thanks. You have great hair, by the way. How do you keep it looking so glossy?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

You just met a freak. How much to remove it?

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Hi. We really do live on different worlds, it takes some people some time to get used to! And don't kill all the freaks, half the community would die. ♥

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Freaks have FREAK-chips embedded into them. I fear it is a necessity to remove these people. But seeing as most of the people who have commented have mistken Freaks for mostly normal (if otherwise eccentric) people, I assume you have done the same.

A different dimension is an unusual thing, you understand, and I do not think I will believe in it until I have seen it with my own eyes.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, we're not all human, but we don't have chips, I think, so awesome.

Really? Too bad, 'cos you probably won't~ not many of the people on here can travel between them.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

...Removal?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

We kill them.

[stygian-destiny.livejournal.com]

...And what exactly do you define as. A freak?

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

Freaks? Such strong words madam. And may I ask, how would you define as a freak?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

I would hardly consider it as so. And while I believe I have answered the others' queries about Freaks, I shall repeat.

They are artificial vampires, with a chip embedded in them.

Though, looking at your avatar, I'm not so sure if they're the only ones.

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

Hm. Last time I checked there were no vampires in Silent Hill.

...thank you?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Neee ~ Ignore the Man Whore, Dante. He's just upset that my brother has a better chance of shagging someone before he does. I'm Kadaj's brother, Yazoo.

Now, when you mean freaks, do you also count a vile capitialistic pig who uses the people around them and supports an industry that injects random crap into people to see what happens? If so, please contact me.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Who are you, again?

Oh, right. Princess' weird twin. Got it.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the penis envy. Try to speak above the need to compensate and then maybe I'll be able to distinguish what you're saying.

We're not twins either. :\ Triplets And don't call my little brother wierd. You're a twin though! Must suck that yours is better than you.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Hello. I wasn't aware that he works as a prostitute. This community attracts some interesting people.

And no. I mean artificial vampires with chips in their bodies.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... Sure. Prostitution - in a metaphorical sense.

He has artificial balls. Does that count?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Please note that Kadaj and Yazoo are basically back from the dead. Kill them. Painfully.

Rufus ShinRa.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

P.S - Dante is half-demon if you could kill him kthnxbai

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Just because someone is back from the dead, however unlikely that sounds, does not give me a reason to kill them. If they start biting people in the neck and drinking their blood, then I would consider going after them.

A pleasure to meet you.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, these FREAKS sound like Fiends. Wouldn't it just be easier to guide them to the Farplane rather than just destroying them?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what the Farplane is, so you'll understand if I continue to kill them.

[renjikins.livejournal.com]

Waitwaitwait.

Vampires?

Do you mean those freakin' Bounto got to you too?

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

I am not sure what you mean by 'Bounto'.