Hello.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Good morning. I am Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, director of Hellsing. My organisation specializes in the removal of Freaks and vampires, so please feel free to contact us if you have any such problems.

Although... seeing as most of you seem to think that you're from different 'worlds', then that might be a problem.

Edit: When I said 'Freaks', I meant artificial vampires. Thank you.

Comments

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...her head was in a...wait, what? Jesus fucking christ, what the hell's going on here? ...his brother killed her?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah. This guy named Sephiroth found out he was just a clone or something because one of my father's scientists injected herself with JENOVA cells (Kadaj's 'mother') and then he jumped off the deep end and 'liberates her' by ... pulling her head off.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...I think I need to go have a chat with Kadaj.