Hello.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Good morning. I am Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, director of Hellsing. My organisation specializes in the removal of Freaks and vampires, so please feel free to contact us if you have any such problems.

Although... seeing as most of you seem to think that you're from different 'worlds', then that might be a problem.

Edit: When I said 'Freaks', I meant artificial vampires. Thank you.

Comments

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I want to tell you, you might hunt me down and kill me. I don't want to die again.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

It seems that a few people are on this LiveJournal community are already dead, but have returned to life, so to speak.

And I think that hunting you down is the point. But if you are not in the United Kingdom, I suppose I can hardly count you as a threat to the country; you won't be pursued in that case.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm not in the UK~ Thank hell. ^^ Please don't hunt me down, I'm a nice guy! Just an occasionally hungry one. I mostly stick to rice and fish nowadays anyway.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Thank Hell? I've never heard of anyone who's used that expression before.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Why would I say thank Heaven? Fuckers want to kill me! This shitty group of angels already did once, but they were...dealt with.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Interesting! I am beginning to be convinced of Demyx's words; everyone has their own consistent story to tell.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, speaking of which, do you get demons and angels round your way? Or just vampires and freaks? 'Cause I'm still trying to find Ororon, King of Demons.

(And I really wouldn't try going after him, trying to exterminate him or whatever, because he can take anything.)

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

I have met neither an angel nor a demon; I reckon it would be a unique experience. But to answer your question, Hellsing deals only with vampires and their extermination should they pose a threat to the people of England.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, unique and most likely painful. I advise you stay well, well away. Not being threatening, just trying to give some advice. Well, if Ororon shows up in England (although I have no idea why) please tell him I'm looking for him and then run the hell away.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

I will, if I see him. That is, if I know how he looks like.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

He's tall, thin, looks a real ladykiller. Has three dots under his left eye. Probably be in a suit, or something equally swish.