Hello.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Good morning. I am Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, director of Hellsing. My organisation specializes in the removal of Freaks and vampires, so please feel free to contact us if you have any such problems.

Although... seeing as most of you seem to think that you're from different 'worlds', then that might be a problem.

Edit: When I said 'Freaks', I meant artificial vampires. Thank you.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Dante you fucker, I am going to kill you.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

And when you fuck that up, what are you going to try then?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. Next time I fight you, I won't go so easy on you.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

You went easy on me? So that's what you call bawling like a baby and crying for your mommy?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP. You shot me, you bastard!

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

You deserved it.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

No I didn't! You cheated! You didn't tell me you could heal up so fast!

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

I'm a half demon, dick wad. I'd think that what with the stalking me, you'd have figured that out.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

STFU! You think I was watching you in the shower or something?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

...I don't even want to know.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I wasn't stalking you, you asshole. You pissed me off so I followed you to make you pay for all the bad things you said about Kaa-san, only... it didn't quite work. You got lucky.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

You got lucky.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I got lucky because you almost killed me?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Sounds lucky to me.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

No wonder you don't have much luck with Trish.

[theotokos.livejournal.com]

Aheh. Sounds like someone's bitter...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

The only woman I've ever loved is dead. Of course I'm fucking bitter. And just so you know, I find Dante's constant reluctance to get laid with Trish highly entertaining.

[theotokos.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. So what? A lot of people in the world lose someone, but that doesn't give you the right to act so high and mighty, crying all over.

Secondly, you don't know a thing about Dante and Trish. Quit trying to assume like you do, sweetheart.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Bitter doesn't cut it.

[theotokos.livejournal.com]

...Why are you letting him fuck with you?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

This being the Internet, I can't really stop him.

Unless he tries to kill me again, which hopefully is coming up real soon.

[theotokos.livejournal.com]

...He did WHAT now?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

He makes the jump from "kind of pissed off" to "homicidally angry" real quick.