http://forthequeen.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] forthequeen.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2006-11-19 06:15 am

Hello.

Good morning. I am Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, director of Hellsing. My organisation specializes in the removal of Freaks and vampires, so please feel free to contact us if you have any such problems.

Although... seeing as most of you seem to think that you're from different 'worlds', then that might be a problem.

Edit: When I said 'Freaks', I meant artificial vampires. Thank you.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Dante you fucker, I am going to kill you.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
And when you fuck that up, what are you going to try then?

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you. Next time I fight you, I won't go so easy on you.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
You went easy on me? So that's what you call bawling like a baby and crying for your mommy?

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
SHUT UP. You shot me, you bastard!

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
No I didn't! You cheated! You didn't tell me you could heal up so fast!

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a half demon, dick wad. I'd think that what with the stalking me, you'd have figured that out.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
STFU! You think I was watching you in the shower or something?

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't even want to know.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't stalking you, you asshole. You pissed me off so I followed you to make you pay for all the bad things you said about Kaa-san, only... it didn't quite work. You got lucky.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I got lucky because you almost killed me?

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
No wonder you don't have much luck with Trish.

[identity profile] theotokos.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Aheh. Sounds like someone's bitter...

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2006-11-19 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
The only woman I've ever loved is dead. Of course I'm fucking bitter. And just so you know, I find Dante's constant reluctance to get laid with Trish highly entertaining.

[identity profile] theotokos.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah. So what? A lot of people in the world lose someone, but that doesn't give you the right to act so high and mighty, crying all over.

Secondly, you don't know a thing about Dante and Trish. Quit trying to assume like you do, sweetheart.

[identity profile] theotokos.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
...Why are you letting him fuck with you?

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
This being the Internet, I can't really stop him.

Unless he tries to kill me again, which hopefully is coming up real soon.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2006-11-20 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
He makes the jump from "kind of pissed off" to "homicidally angry" real quick.