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[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

 First day out of the bloody hospital wing and all she cares about is that I was with--

[He's stopping himself from muttering. The currently seventeen-year-old Ron currently has more pressing matters at hand than worrying if a virus is happening or not. It's not long before he says it either.]

Right. Anyone know how to get rid of a mental girlfriend? Y'know, the sort that cling on tighter when you try.

Might as well have tried everything and it still hasn't worked, but ideas they'd be bloody well useful at this point.

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[andthehat]

Kiss another girl in front of that one. It usually does the trick.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Like hell am I doing that. I've already been attacked by birds once this year.

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

You need to be honest and tell her you're not interested.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Sorta tried that. A bit. [...not really.]

[hands4healing.livejournal.com]

[eyebrow arch]

If you 'sorta tried', you didn't really.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

S'not my fault she can't take a hint.

[fromacupboard]

...A mental girlfriend, Ron?

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

[he's just going to groan. not looking forward to explaining this to tiny version of his bestfriend.]

...Remember Lavender Brown?

[fromacupboard]

You're dating her?

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Er--yeah. Bit of a long story.

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

You've got three options.

Hide, charm or deal with it.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

I've already tried the first one. And dunno about the second one, considering my experience with 'em and all.

[quidditch-stag.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that didn't work out for you.

What about a love potion? Make her love someone else?

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Not really. She's not exactly, er, the calm sort.

Had enough experiences with Love Potions for one life, thanks. Be just my like she somehow winds up poisoned or somethin' as well.

[reversedpolarity]

Could always try t'convince her t'hook up with someone just as mental as she is.

[Oh the sage advice of a currently twenty-one-year-old Scotty.]

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Would help if there was anyone even that mental in our year. Oi. Maybe Mclaggen would do.

[reversedpolarity]

Insist that you're just not good enough for 'er, then point 'er in the direction o' the other guy.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Can't do that... That would make something else problematic.

[his mind is this: send lavender to mclaggen = hermione is free. if he says mclaggen's good enough for lavender he's screwed.]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Tell her that you've been insulting her to strangers behind her back and have seriously considered harming her in order to make her go away.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Even I'm not crazy enough to do something like that. You'd have to be barking mad.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Then I'm mad!

You're gossiping about her and calling her names! She may be clingy, but at least she's not an asshole.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

All I've asked was how to break it off! If you're talking about Harry it was 'cause he knows her and is my best mate. 'Sides she calls me names too.

[just not the same sort.]

[video] ffff I am the latest late thing

[guiltapalooza]

Wow, I think you grew up even more than I did. [Yes, this is early season seven Willow, so she's about 21 now.]

As for girlfriend problems, have you tried just, you know, telling her to shove off?

[video] no worries! i'm late in tagging

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

'M seventeen now, if that's what you mean. Been it for about a week.

She doesn't exactly give me time to say much, if you get what I mean.

[video] we can be slow together xD

[guiltapalooza]

Yeah, see, I remember meeting you when you were ten. It's a bit of a jump.

...Ew. No wonder you want to be done with her. I know having a text messa-- uh, owl letter break up is mean, but it might be necessary in this case.