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[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

 First day out of the bloody hospital wing and all she cares about is that I was with--

[He's stopping himself from muttering. The currently seventeen-year-old Ron currently has more pressing matters at hand than worrying if a virus is happening or not. It's not long before he says it either.]

Right. Anyone know how to get rid of a mental girlfriend? Y'know, the sort that cling on tighter when you try.

Might as well have tried everything and it still hasn't worked, but ideas they'd be bloody well useful at this point.

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[fromacupboard]

Maybe if I know now I can warn you about her though. I'll go, "Ron never ever snog Lavender Brown."

Are you not getting enough air?

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, it's all more complicated than that. [awkward turtle moves on the other side. he's still shifty on this.] You'd probably just laugh.

Am now. Hasn't wanted to speak to me all day, that's something.

[fromacupboard]

Just say it, Ron.

That's good at least.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Fine. Ginny made me angry, alright?

Yeah. Whatever you do, Harry, never let me near Lavender when we're sixteen. That'd be great.

[fromacupboard]

You got angry at Ginny... so you went and got yourself a mental girlfriend. That doesn't make sense, Ron.

I'll write it on your hand every morning.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Sounds mental now, yeah. Besides it wasn't just Ginny. Ginny's just the one that said it.

Great, sounds like a plan. And if there's anything you want me to warn you about an' all, just say.

[fromacupboard]

Ginny told you to get a mental girlfriend?

Well you're ahead of me, Ron. Anything I would need a warning about?

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

No! She--I caught her snogging, alright? And I'm supposed to be her older brother and I got mad. [he's trying not to say everything okay.]

Loads. But won't it be bad if I said?

[fromacupboard]

Oh. That makes loads more sense.

...Who was she snogging?

M'not sure. Don't warn about anything major then.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Dean. [Annoyance in his voice, it's there. He does not enjoy sharing a room with the guy snogging his sister.]

Right. How 'bout "Beware Cho"? Think that will do?

[fromacupboard]

Dean? Would've never pictured them two together. Well it's someone you can watch closely, eh?

The Ravenclaw seeker?

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Doesn't make it any better! Merlin, if I'd expected that I woulda hexed him back in first year.

[there might be slight snickering.] Who else?

[fromacupboard]

It's not so bad, is it? Dean's all right.

I've only seen her a couple of times. There could be more than one Cho.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

When he's not snogging my sister, yeah.

[okay. really laughing now.] See her more than a few times, mate.

[fromacupboard]

Would you rather she snog someone else?

...What's so funny?

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Rather her not be snogging anybody.

[he's just laughing a little more.] Think you'll find out. Er, if you don't watch for her and all. Hear she's very wet.

[fromacupboard]

So tell her to... stop it or something.

[ s-so confused ] Wet? What does that even mean?

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Since when has she ever listened to me? Tell me that, Harry.

[ you're just making him laugh. cause this amuses him. and he's trying not to say too much alright. he might fail.] Told ya, didn't I? Just have to find out for yourself.

[fromacupboard]

Yeah that won't work...

That's going to bother the bloody hell out of me, Ron.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Maybe I can write Mum and she'll stop it--[low blow!]

S'not my fault. 'Sides you've got to have loads more to worry about than Cho Chang.

[fromacupboard]

I don't think she'd appreciate it if you told your mother.

Can't argue with that.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't appreciate walking into public places and seeing her snogging people.

Just remember to tell that me to, er, remember to remind you to beware Cho. For when it comes.

[fromacupboard]

She's doing it in public? That's different. Doesn't she get embarrassed?

Right. I'll be wary of her.

[makessacrifices.livejournal.com]

How else do you expect I saw her? Apparently not enough so.

Great. Oh. And remind me leprechaun gold disappears, would ya? [He will forever want to pay him back. :|]

[fromacupboard]

You might've walked in on her in a room or something. ...I guess she's not shy anymore, huh?

Don't kiss Lavender, beware Cho, and leprachaun gold disappears. Got it. Anything else? I'll make a list.