[anonymous]

[pandorabox]

It seems the members of this community have had a rough few days, correct? I extend my sincerest apologies and best wishes to everyone who was affected by the latest goddess's practical joke. One would think deities would be more creative than that, particularly since she has used the same ploy more than once already.

[that's a dig at you, Izanami, for breaking your word :T]

In the interest of lifting the spirits of those who were affected, I offer my services as a magician in the form of an invitation to my next performance on my world:

"One the night of the second month's nonexistent day, I will steal the largest sparkle on the Princess's Crown."

The larger the audience, the better. As always!

~ Kaitou Kid ♥

((Mini-plot with Suki! Basically he's stealing some diamond on March 1st on his world and inviting people to go. ANYONE IS WELCOME TO ATTEND, it's just your run-off-the-mill Kid heist. You may or may not run into Itsuki in a dress while you're there))

Comments

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know what it is, you're just a pain in the ass!

READ THAT WRONG /edits

[pandorabox]

It's still ambiguous. Maybe if you came to my show tonight, you might figure it out.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

But then I'd have to actually see your face, and that'd just piss me off even more...

[pandorabox]

The hat and monocle don't help, I assume.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

No, they're annoying too.

[pandorabox]

But they are good at hiding my face.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Thank God, 'cause otherwise I'd be sick.

[pandorabox]

[pffft] We've spoken a few times up until now, but I don't think we've ever exchanged names.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Fancy that.

[pandorabox]

And I get the feeling we won't be exchanging them this time, either.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

... Tch. How about we say I'm Hummingbird, and when you give me your real name, you can have mine.

[pandorabox]

Hummingbird.

A fair enough trade.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Kaitou Kid is a stupid alias.

[pandorabox]

Kaitou means phantom thief. And I wasn't the one who named myself 'Kid.'

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

I didn't name myself either, but somehow it's infinitely less lame than yours.

[pandorabox]

If you disapprove, you could always refer to me as 1412.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

... That's even worse.

[pandorabox]

The choice is yours, Hummingbird-san.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Don't say Hummingbird-san, that's just dumb. It's just Hummingbird!

[pandorabox]

You don't want me to be polite?

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Do you really think I give a shit about manners?

[pandorabox]

A fair enough point.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

So, no shitty honorifics. Hummingbird. It's a stage name, you're not meant to make it polite.

[pandorabox]

No honorifics.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Right. Took you long enough to get it, idiot.