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[pchooooodumba22.livejournal.com]

nooooooo, not the ban, it buuuuuuurn2, oh god hahahaha.
waiit.
oh god.
iit doe2 burn.
2omethiing'2 wrong, iim 2eriiou2!
that horriible p2ychiic noii2e
the voiice2
they're all goiing two diie
oh 2HiiT iim bleediing
2hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
thii2 ii2 bad
ii have two get her iin quiick
got two go

[You get the feeling that wasn't just meant for you to read when the text switches over to video. Of a slightly deader-looking-than-usual Sollux. Whatever happened to him was probably pretty nasty.

Oh well, at least now he and Aradia can match and both be dead. No harm, no foul.]

((Shockingly Sollux will be replying to this. Once Feferi revives him. So all replies are forward da- yadda, yadda, yadda.))

Comments

[littlemissaria.livejournal.com]

You got better from being dead?

[pchooooodumba22.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that'th what it lookth like.

Ever play video gameth? Like, with liveth and thtuff? That'th bathically what happened. I jutht got an ecthtra life.

[littlemissaria.livejournal.com]

Right.

[She's still a little confused. But she's not going to argue]

So...you're okay now? I mean, you're not still bleeding or anything?

[pchooooodumba22.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm healed up good ath new.

It'th jutht like a really effective bandage.

[littlemissaria.livejournal.com]

I think it's a little more than that.

By the way, I'm Aria.

[pchooooodumba22.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It wath more like CPR anyway.

My name'th Tholluckth. Uh. Thpelled S-O-L-L-U-X. I know I'm thort of hard to underthtand.

[littlemissaria.livejournal.com]

Oh well that makes sense. I think.

It's nice to meet you, Sollux. And don't worry, I understand you just fine.

[pchooooodumba22.livejournal.com]

Thankth. Not often I meet people who don't mind the lithp.

[littlemissaria.livejournal.com]

Well it's not like you can help it. Wouldn't be very nice of me to make it an issue, would it?

[pchooooodumba22.livejournal.com]

Humanth are tho weird. My thpethieth thriveth on inthulth and thtuff.

[littlemissaria.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like much fun.

...your species?

[pchooooodumba22.livejournal.com]

Yeth my thpethieth. We're Trollth. We're from a different planet from you humanth, different culture, all that thort of thing.

[littlemissaria.livejournal.com]

Oh. Really?

...I guess I shouldn't be so surprised given everything else about this place.