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[tenminutes]

First the weird cake and the second I look on the computer I stole, there's some sort of community? Whoever named it is probably an idiot, but you guys seem nice enough!

[ There's a girl sitting at a desk in a dormitory looking room with a bunk bed in the background, but there are only enough things in the room for one person. She leans back in her chair, lifting her feet and putting them up on the desk next to the laptop and setting a plate with a piece of the cake on her lap, but points at the screen with two chopsticks. ]

From the looks of some of these posts, you guys have too much personality to be some kind of NPC network. There's no way you guys are from this world or I would've noticed you around already. Identify yourselves so we can get the annoying introductions out of the way. I'm Yuri Nakamura. You can probably just go with Yuri though, considering--

[ There's a knock and the door and Yuri looks back. A quiet girl's voice comes from behind the door. "Nakamura-san, can you just open the door? I don't have anywhere to sleep tonight.." Yuri turns around, dropping her feet to the ground again, and yells through the door. ]

Find somewhere else to stay, you've had all day! I'm not staying in the same room as one of you fake people! I gave you your things and I already flushed your key, so get out of here!

[ She turns back to the computer, both eyes closed as she sighs, then opens one eye to peek at the screen. ]

Where was I? Oh! Just call me Yuri. Then, it's your turns!

Comments

[tenminutes]

Who knows? Strong or powerful, I'm still going to kick his ass either way!

[hugmyscythe]

It would indeed be a fun fight.

I would join the battle,

if I could.

[tenminutes]

Well Dead, if you ever die you're completely welcome to visit and work under me toward finding God~ [ Self-designated leader forever. ]

[hugmyscythe]

Work under

you?

I think not. [Not like she can really die anyways. But whatever.]

[tenminutes]

Well I'd be the leader. Obviously you could do your own thing, but if I give orders for plans you'd have to follow them if you wanted to participate.

[hugmyscythe]

Mm. Indeed,

it would be wise

to acknowledge the suggestions of one who has been

there longer.

[...]How long

have you been dead?

[tenminutes]

Hmm.. I lost track!

[hugmyscythe]

Being dead is distracting,

then?

[tenminutes]

No, I've just been here a while and I didn't really make a point to keep track of time. It's not like I age or anything.

[hugmyscythe]

[...]If I could die, I would count
every year

away from my friends.

[tenminutes]

To each their own. I'd rather not depress myself all the time.

[hugmyscythe]

Thinking of friends

is not saddening.

If anything, I would want to
kick god's

[...]
ass

even more.He
he
he.

[tenminutes]

I'd think thinking about how you'll never see them again would be pretty depressing.

[hugmyscythe]

How would I never see them again?

I would either make god

take care of it, or kill them myself so that they

would be there with me.

[tenminutes]

Searching for God isn't the most fruitful adventure I've had yet, so it's been at least a year. maybe more since I died. It's not like I get to leave this place and haunt people-- [ Mischievous grin. ] Which would be really, really fun.

[hugmyscythe]

Oh? And who would you haunt?

[tenminutes]

In terms of making them miserable, I'd go with burglars. It might be fun to poke fun of some of the people I knew in school though.

[hugmyscythe]

[Just another giggle from this one.]

[tenminutes]

I'd probably end up a noble ghost, scaring the hell out of burglars and murderers until they want to off themselves because they can't handle it anymore.

[hugmyscythe]

Such creativity.

He he he.

It is a shameyou cannot leave.

[tenminutes]

Hmm, well I'm closer to finding God here than I would be alive so it's not entirely bad!