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[tenminutes]

First the weird cake and the second I look on the computer I stole, there's some sort of community? Whoever named it is probably an idiot, but you guys seem nice enough!

[ There's a girl sitting at a desk in a dormitory looking room with a bunk bed in the background, but there are only enough things in the room for one person. She leans back in her chair, lifting her feet and putting them up on the desk next to the laptop and setting a plate with a piece of the cake on her lap, but points at the screen with two chopsticks. ]

From the looks of some of these posts, you guys have too much personality to be some kind of NPC network. There's no way you guys are from this world or I would've noticed you around already. Identify yourselves so we can get the annoying introductions out of the way. I'm Yuri Nakamura. You can probably just go with Yuri though, considering--

[ There's a knock and the door and Yuri looks back. A quiet girl's voice comes from behind the door. "Nakamura-san, can you just open the door? I don't have anywhere to sleep tonight.." Yuri turns around, dropping her feet to the ground again, and yells through the door. ]

Find somewhere else to stay, you've had all day! I'm not staying in the same room as one of you fake people! I gave you your things and I already flushed your key, so get out of here!

[ She turns back to the computer, both eyes closed as she sighs, then opens one eye to peek at the screen. ]

Where was I? Oh! Just call me Yuri. Then, it's your turns!

Comments

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[material_guy]

"Fake people"? That's a little cold, ain't it?

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[tenminutes]

They're not people, so it's not being cold. After today she won't even remember who I am and will have found another room like everything's completely normal and she won't care about it. They don't have emotions, they're just there to look nice. You can tell the difference between furniture people and real people after you've been here for a while.

Anyway, [ She points to the screen, using her other hand to set the cake on the desk, looking mildly annoyed. ] I asked for your name.

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[material_guy]

But what if she stayed there? Would she remember you tomorrow if she stayed there with you?

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[tenminutes]

Yeah, but it doesn't mean much. She'd still be the most incredibly normal, emotionless, barely-qualifying-as-a-background-character person around, along with almost everyone here. I could hold a knife to the principal's throat and he wouldn't care in an hour or sit in class singing a crappy pop song at the top of my lungs and I wouldn't get in trouble.

Or are you guys something that God came up with to try to talk me into going with the flow so I could get over it and disappear already? If you know God, I'd be more than pleased if you'd send me in his direction!

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[hugmyscythe]

He he

he.

Welcome to the community, Yuri Nakamura.

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[tenminutes]

Thanks.

So? Are you people all idiots or am I actually going to get a name out of someone this time?

[hugmyscythe]

My name is Dead Master.

Tell me,

how did these 'fake people'

come to be?

[ifbymyhands.livejournal.com]

Yuri? Nice to meet you! I'm Kirishima Kano. What's with the fake people? Are you living in some kind of robot facility?

[tenminutes]

Do you want to go by Kirishima or by Kano? I'm not near any robots, I'm just dead. Though they might be robots... I haven't tried to do any of them in yet. They're not real though, they don't have normal emotional ranges and they'll forget anything bad or abnormal that ever happens and just keep going to school forever. Their faces don't even change over the years.

[ifbymyhands.livejournal.com]

Everyone just calls me Kano. Wait, you're...

*She takes this in... and the first thing she asks is:*

You're dead and you still have to go to school?

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[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[Well- she sure had some nice tits]

Oho~! What a sight what a sight! There are just beautiful women here, left and right! You m'lady take the cake....ah- not literally of course but...well you get the point.

Battler! I'm Ushiromiya Battler! Ihihi~! Weird name, right?

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[tenminutes]

Someone else who commented was named Dead, so I think you lost weirdest name competition~

I do literally take the cake too though. [ Holds up the cake, which she's now stuck her fork in. ]

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[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Aha~! Dead Master-san is quite the lady as well.

Mmm if only I were there with you, would you feed me some? Ihihi~! [Aaannnd he has a weird expression on his face-]

voice;

[potatochips]

It almost sounds like you're surrounded by robots.

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[tenminutes]

Hm, they're kind of like robots. I've never tried to take one of them out though, so who knows what they actually are.

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[potatochips]

Where exactly is this, again?

Oh and Light Yagami. Hello.

[reloadfromsave]

Homura Akemi. What do you mean by fake?

[tenminutes]

30 points! I think you're tied for first right now.

Fake people, as in, people that aren't people because I'm dead and in the afterlife and most of the "people" here were made up by God to make things seem normal.

[reloadfromsave]

...Wouldn't there be enough dead people that he wouldn't have to make up more?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Fire Lord Azula.

Why are they fake?

[tenminutes]

They're not people, they just look like it, blahblahblah. Let's just summarize this so we don't have to play 20 questions like with everyone else: [ So obviously getting impatient with explaining things. ] I'm dead, in the afterlife that God made for all the young people whose lives sucked so much that they're not ready to be reincarnated so he basically says "Get over it!" If I start acting normal here, I'll disappear just like the other people who went along with it did. So I'm going to find God and kick his ass.

So what's a Fire Lord?

[emberandash.livejournal.com]

The rightful leader of the Fire Nation.

How did you die?

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

How can somebody be fake?

[tenminutes]

Uhg, I wish someone would ask something new. You people all latch onto the same thing.

They're not real. As in, they're not humans and they don't have real personalities. They're like background characters in a game.

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

Why'd you answer my question if you didn't like it then?