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[h8ers_gonna_h8]

[ It's a normal daydream for Vriska-- she's the most badass of the pirates, her enemies are throwing themselves at her feet after she defeats them in single combat, she's swimming in piles of loot, etc. etc. all going as expected.

And then her first mate comes into the cabin and he is looking very sexy in his wifebeater and jeans and scraggly hair (and glasses? no, those are gone a second later, this is 100% nic cage). In fact, he comes in a few times, as she thinks about what would be the most dramatic, but she settles on him coming in drenched from the rain while explosions occur behind him ]

"The fleet's taken care of, Humminbird."

[ she quirks her lips ]

"You would dare to address your superior officer in such a personal manner?"

"Ah reckon that right's been earned, what with me savin' your life yesterday."

"A technicality. Surely I would have released myself within seconds, had you not deigned to carry out your natural duties as my first mate."

[ yadda yadda the florid pirate prose continues, and after TENSE BANTER and MEANINGFUL LOOKS MindfangVriska and Nic Cage fall into each other's arms and commence with the sloppy makeouts. ]

Comments

[losethreepounds.livejournal.com]

Nicolas Cage?

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

SH8T!!!!!!!!

[losethreepounds.livejournal.com]

Sh-what?

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!

1/2; not here

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh LAUGHING WOULD BE MEAN YOU LIKE VRISKA AND DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN TO HER DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Is that... someone from the community?

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

No!!!!!!!!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Hm. He looks a little familiar.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

What????????

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

It had 8etter not 8e!

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Don't think I c8n't read your tone!!!!!!!!
This is normal, okay? Totally nothing to get 8ll in my f8ce a8out!!!!!!!!

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

[Butterfly is slightly surprised. Mostly because she keeps forgetting that the trolls are all actually younger than her and in prime fantasizing-about-celebrities territory. Also...]

Funny, I didn't expect to see a troll daydreaming about a human.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Yeah, well.
Unlike some of the others I am a pro at this cross species interaction thing!
--Not that this is a regular thing or anything!
It's just, you know, nothing!
Hahahahahahahaha why are we still talking a8out this????????

[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

I'm fairly sure it's perfectly normal, anyway, even if having it happen outside your species is a bit unusual. There's a famous actor in the empire I had a bit of a crush on when I was younger.

[airkind.livejournal.com]

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

[ you are SOMEWHAT RELIEVED that john isn't making fun of you ]

Haha. Totally!
So, Joooooooohn.
Where's your sordid daydream a8out Nic Cage????????

[clapifyoubullieve]

uHHHH,

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Jealous, Pupa?

[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

... I guess Nicolas Cage has some natural charms. Not a very standard choice for young girls, but I can understand it.

[h8ers_gonna_h8]

Pssssssssh.
All those teen heartthro8 stars are so 8oring and typical!
I can appreci8 a rugged hardboiled ex-con with a vascular pump of gold!

[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

You know, this is a movie I would watch.