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[kismesist.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK.
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU NOOKSNIFFERS DO WHEN YOUR LEADER HAS HIS BACK TURNED?
FUCK, NO WONDER NOTHING IS GETTING DONE.
STOP WASTING TIME, YOU BULGESTAINS!
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
AND DON'T START SPOUTING BULLSHIT ABOUT A MAID OF TIME
THIS TIMELINE IS ALREADY LIKE A FUCKING TANGLE OF POISONOUS SLITHERBEASTS MATING
AND REPRODUCING THEIR OWN POISONOUS TIMELINES
WHERE EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES.

GET THE HELL BACK TO WORK.

BEFORE THE IMPENDING DOOM I FEEL CREEPING UP ON US ACTUALLY BECOMES A REALITY.

ALSO. WHO THE FUCK ARE THE REST OF YOU?

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[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

Trust me, it's still as mysterious as it was two years ago for me. And I've seen some pretty weird stuff.

Do people try to destroy your world often, or is it just mine that's like that?

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

It's not usually that bad. Just the once or twice a month when there's viruses. Not even they're all that bad; once we just all ended up at a theme park.

Oh. Sorry.

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

I was saying "not bad." I didn't say that one was great for everybody.

... Good luck. [He'd offer to help, but he's not entirely certain of how Karkat would take it.]

[kismesist.livejournal.com]

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

A lot of things are better than drowning. Drowning sucks. Trust me, I used to live next to the ocean.

Eh, don't mention it. I figure it's easier if you know what you're dealing with. Just so you can get all the freaking out over with at once and get on with what you need to be doing.