[ video ] and a very very very subtle novel-canon start.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri again! She finally managed to score a laptop from one of the NPCs, so she's actually sitting with it in her lap, in a folding chair, in what appears to be an infirmary, looking extremely confident. ]

As many of you already know, I'm rebelling against God. I'm starting to gather teammates now, but since most of you aren't in this world I've decided to start up multiple rebellions. If you're dead or have a problem with God, you can obviously offer yourself for the cause, but I'd like to focus now on rebelling against this community for now.

Don't worry, I don't want to shut it down or anything, but it does some pretty annoying things sometimes. If we start messing with it enough it'll start changing its ways won't it? Especially you science-types who are all content to document what it already does instead of see what you can do! [ She's got a smile on. Confident, a little bit like she's ready to start a panic. ]

So, who wants to see if we can provoke the community into doing something new? I'm taking early recruitment starting-- [ Pause. Wait for it. ] Now!

Comments

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

'Course not! I knew all along~!

[HE'S A BAD LIAR]

[tenminutes]

You'd have to be a pretty huge idiot to fall for something like that! [ STILL LAUGHING ]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Mmm yeah... [His smile kinda fades.]

[tenminutes]

[ She's doing it on purpose, she really is. Stop this nonsense with trying to get with her, Battler, she knows what this is. ]

Really though, as soon as I kick God's ass I'll probably disappear.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[He still likes her okay!!]

Well I don't want you to disappear.

[tenminutes]

Don't worry, I'll only disappear if I become happy~

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[o3o what]

Heh- yeah that sucks. That's the shittest thing I've ever heard! Aaahh it's useless! It's all useless! If I'm happy, everything just gets ripped from me over and over again, so I know what it's like to try to feel that way but it's just impossible.

[tenminutes]

Isn't it? I'm pretty sure this guy in charge is anything but fair though.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Exactly why you should never give up-! I can't wait to see you start kicking some serious tail! C'mon, you're just as stubborn as me so I know all about refusing to back down.

[tenminutes]

I'm a lot more stubborn than you are, I just don't bother with people being stupid as much as you do~ [ Meaning, that argument didn't end because she was less stubborn, it ended because she was over that bs. ]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Are you calling me stupid?! [FLIPS THE TABLES HE'S SITTING AT!!]

[tenminutes]

[ OMG OVERREACT MUCH BATTLER. Yuri stares for a second, then nods. ] Yep.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Oh good! Just had to clarify~! Ihihihihi! [Really........ he was holding back different kinds of angry remarks since he didn't want to get in trouble from her again, so joking around is the next best thing.]

[tenminutes]

Everything clear then?

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

You don't want a relationship, you'll probably disappear after getting to God, you're stubborn as hell, and you think I'm stupid.

I think I got everything.

[tenminutes]

Good. You still remember my name right?

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Gaaahhh what was it again? Gertrude...? Hagrid...? Tits-?

Ah it was tits right? Wahahahaha!

[tenminutes]

Yeah, I figured you weren't capable of holding that much information in your head.

Well then, since you're not any more useful to me than a goldfish is, I'll be going~

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Ihihihi! Bye bye Yuri~!