[ video ] and a very very very subtle novel-canon start.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri again! She finally managed to score a laptop from one of the NPCs, so she's actually sitting with it in her lap, in a folding chair, in what appears to be an infirmary, looking extremely confident. ]

As many of you already know, I'm rebelling against God. I'm starting to gather teammates now, but since most of you aren't in this world I've decided to start up multiple rebellions. If you're dead or have a problem with God, you can obviously offer yourself for the cause, but I'd like to focus now on rebelling against this community for now.

Don't worry, I don't want to shut it down or anything, but it does some pretty annoying things sometimes. If we start messing with it enough it'll start changing its ways won't it? Especially you science-types who are all content to document what it already does instead of see what you can do! [ She's got a smile on. Confident, a little bit like she's ready to start a panic. ]

So, who wants to see if we can provoke the community into doing something new? I'm taking early recruitment starting-- [ Pause. Wait for it. ] Now!

Comments

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I want in! But...

[tenminutes]

But what?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda on this...pilgrimage thing. I've got other stuff.

[grancenturio.livejournal.com]

Are you capable of rebelling successfully?

[tenminutes]

I will be as soon as I have people to rebel with me. It's hard to lead an army without anyone around, but let's just say I've been inspired by the sudden presence of other people~

[grancenturio.livejournal.com]

I see. I would rather not get my hopes up.

[video]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Do you even have to ask if I'm in?

[ video ]

[tenminutes]

I need to know for which though!

[ video ]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Well I don't really have a problem with God but- rebelling against the community sounds like a plan.

Text

[sotobas-lot.livejournal.com]

Do you think that the "science-types" are just documenting its activities for its own sake?

[tenminutes]

No, I think that the science types have been documenting things that everyone can see and making them look really fancy despite that it's pretty easy stuff to figure out so far but haven't come up with anything besides observations yet, so it's really not very useful in terms of actively doing something!

[ She has no concern for the fact that she just insulted like all of the scientists. She's verbally and physically abusive anyway not like she gives a fuck. ]

[sotobas-lot.livejournal.com]

Those observations have let people make plans and prepare safe houses. That's something that people haven't done despite this thing having existed with these patterns that are so easy to figure out for three or more years.

[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

Do you think you could start from the beginning? I don't think we've met.

[tenminutes]

Hi, I'm Yuri Nakamura! I'm dead, hanging in the afterlife made specifically for people who had crappy lives so that God can say "get over it" and make you stop existing the second that you do, so I've decided to lead a rebellion against God and hand him his own ass when I find him. I'm already dead so I can't die again, can't get sick, if I get injured I'll be okay pretty quickly because hey, already dead.

As for the community, I've decided that I'm going to lead a rebellion in here too. It won't be as important as my mission against God, but I figure if we start messing with things we can change things around here and provoke the Ducky community into showing its hand, maybe revealing something more about itself, or just changing things up to screw with the scientists. Who knows exactly what'll happen, but it can't hurt to find out right? And if it does, I'm the leader and I'm dead so it can hurt me and I'll be fine so nothing to worry about!

Any questions?

[zach-is-with-me.livejournal.com]

I'm just curious. Would you mind sharing how you died?

[text]

[docfoul]

We may be able to give each other a hand, I believe.

[ video ]

[tenminutes]

Really? What'd you have in mind?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Yer a pretty impulsive kid, huh? If ya hadn't already told me how you died, I'd say it's just a given a girl like you'd die young!

[ video ]

[tenminutes]

I never told you how I died, I told you how my brother and sisters died. That was years before I died.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Count me in! It's been my goal from day one! And I can help you fight gods!

[tenminutes]

Good! Do you have experience rebelling against anything?

[curajas.livejournal.com]

Really? That sounds kind of, well! Maybe it's not such a good idea to make the community mad?

[tenminutes]

If the community gets mad it'll just go after me since I'm the leader and that would be the most effective way to disband the group. I'm already dead, so nothing to worry about!

because i can

[brainisout.livejournal.com]

Ah? A rebellion against God?

stalker

[tenminutes]

Yes! Are you interested?