[ video ] and a very very very subtle novel-canon start.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri again! She finally managed to score a laptop from one of the NPCs, so she's actually sitting with it in her lap, in a folding chair, in what appears to be an infirmary, looking extremely confident. ]

As many of you already know, I'm rebelling against God. I'm starting to gather teammates now, but since most of you aren't in this world I've decided to start up multiple rebellions. If you're dead or have a problem with God, you can obviously offer yourself for the cause, but I'd like to focus now on rebelling against this community for now.

Don't worry, I don't want to shut it down or anything, but it does some pretty annoying things sometimes. If we start messing with it enough it'll start changing its ways won't it? Especially you science-types who are all content to document what it already does instead of see what you can do! [ She's got a smile on. Confident, a little bit like she's ready to start a panic. ]

So, who wants to see if we can provoke the community into doing something new? I'm taking early recruitment starting-- [ Pause. Wait for it. ] Now!

Comments

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

But just because you're dead doesn't mean you stop feeling.

...No! I just wanted to find out your type.

[tenminutes]

No, the fact that I've got a lot more on my brain than getting laid does. I don't have a type.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Why can't you have goals and a relationship? So you might consider him?

[tenminutes]

Because that's stupid and I don't want one, and you thinking that I need one is annoying. No way in hell.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I think you need one. I actually don't care.

[tenminutes]

You don't care, so doesn't that mean he put you up to this?

1/??

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[N...NO WAY IN HELL?]

2/?? ...you know what i'll just say when im done

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[THAT WAS ALMOST LAUGHABLE!]

noooooooope

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[LOOK AT HIM! LETTING OUT A HEARTY LAUGH!!]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[but wait.... does that mean she would never like him like that!?!?/]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[NOOOOOO YURI WHY DO YOU DO THIS?! UUWOOOOOOOOOO!!]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[THERE IS NO LOVE FOUND ANYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRE!!!]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[HOLD ON! MAYBE HE CAN CHANGE HER MIND! YES! TIME TO BE TOUGH!!!]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[this bitch wont know jack shit about his fuckin' swag]

done.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Don't need a relationship?

[it's not like he freaking out over this or anything.]

[tenminutes]

Don't need, want, nor have the patience to deal with one.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

May I ask why?

[tenminutes]

You may.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

Then I'm asking, why?

[tenminutes]

Because they're a waste of time and I don't want to. [ Eyes-closed smile. ]

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

You just haven't found the right person, dead or not.

[tenminutes]

Or it'd be impossible for someone like me to love anyone, so you don't stand a chance to begin with and should nip this little thing in the bud and stop getting blondie to vouche for you.

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

[Yeouch. Touchy.]

All I said to Tidus was that sometimes I had trouble reading what was on your mind, and he said he'd find out what you thought about me. Good to know that I have no chance in hell.

[BUT LIKE HELL HE'S GIVING UP.]

[tenminutes]

Glad you understand!

[lovescowtits.livejournal.com]

...However!

Even though I don't have a chance! Doesn't mean I'll give up! I'm stubborn, remember?