[ video ] and a very very very subtle novel-canon start.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri again! She finally managed to score a laptop from one of the NPCs, so she's actually sitting with it in her lap, in a folding chair, in what appears to be an infirmary, looking extremely confident. ]

As many of you already know, I'm rebelling against God. I'm starting to gather teammates now, but since most of you aren't in this world I've decided to start up multiple rebellions. If you're dead or have a problem with God, you can obviously offer yourself for the cause, but I'd like to focus now on rebelling against this community for now.

Don't worry, I don't want to shut it down or anything, but it does some pretty annoying things sometimes. If we start messing with it enough it'll start changing its ways won't it? Especially you science-types who are all content to document what it already does instead of see what you can do! [ She's got a smile on. Confident, a little bit like she's ready to start a panic. ]

So, who wants to see if we can provoke the community into doing something new? I'm taking early recruitment starting-- [ Pause. Wait for it. ] Now!

Comments

[brainisout.livejournal.com]

Something like that. Do you know anything about the occult? The demon world resides dangerously close to something like the afterlife. Careful, you could one day wake up and a grotesque monster would be hovering over your bed.

[tenminutes]

Sounds like fun. A grotesque monster would be pretty useful to me.. [ LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS SHE GIVES. ]

[brainisout.livejournal.com]

It would prove useful to me as well. Maybe I should let one of my pets wander into your world?

[tenminutes]

Only if you want it to end up dead~

[brainisout.livejournal.com]

Why would you say that?

[tenminutes]

I'm already dead. I can't die again. So even if I can't beat it now, eventually, if it keeps attacking me, I'll just end up winning.

Duh.