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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

[The camera turns on to find one absolutely furious-looking Rachel Berry on the other end of the screen-- with one small snag. It seems someone has turned her into a boy. Next to her on the desk is a small note that the careful observer will note as reading "this will make him last longer." If Rachel is grateful, he/she doesn't look it one bit.]

Eris, this isn't funny, and just for the record, won't solve my problem either! Thank god that I don't have school tomorrow since we're on break. I have no idea what I would do. Call in sick with transgender disorder? What on earth am I supposed to tell my dads?! And worse-- what is this going to do to my voice?? [Priorities in order, of course.]

I'm quite ready to be a girl again now, thank you. I'm Rachel Berry, not Ray Berry.

Comments

[potatochips]

Something like that couldn't be helped, really. You'd have to go about it wisely.

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Just fine.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Just fine?

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[potatochips]

Excellently. I don't want to speak too soon though.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

What happened? Did you wipe out your competition? Or did they stop suspecting you?

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[potatochips]

They're cornered. I'm waiting for something to happen.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Bored?

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[potatochips]

I'm not bored.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Good.

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[potatochips]

It's too interesting to get bored.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

And I guess it keeps challenging you on an intellectual level, too.

It's like you finally met your match.

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[potatochips]

So it would seem.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

You don't agree?

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[potatochips]

No, I agree.