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Greed ([personal profile] material_guy) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2011-10-23 08:13 pm
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Sex toys.

I need sex toys for chicks, stat.

Most of you guys're from the future where science's done great things for sex. [Snap. Snap. Greed smacks the table with his hand expectantly.] Let's see the offerings, gentlemen.

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
...A what?
material_guy: (Fuckinell?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on a two hour time limit here, damn it. Work with me. Shit a girl can use on herself.

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Why? Are you a girl?
material_guy: (For the love of...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
No. Are you blind, deaf, and stupid?

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you have a girl do that? Isn't that your job?
material_guy: (Tchn!)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? That's why I don't have any of this shit.

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Then why do you want it? You can't suck that bad.
material_guy: (On the ropes)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
'cause I'm a [He hisses through grit teeth. Bitter much, Greed?] Nice. Fucking. Guy.

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
You sound more like a lazy guy.
material_guy: (Do you hear yourself?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
The lazy thing to do'd be to just go over, tie her down and say fuck it all 'till it's over.
material_guy: (Me?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Leaving a girl worked up, tied down, and with no outlet's a safe nice but it ain't gentlemanly. So we're going with the Toy Plan.

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Girls like toys better than the real thing?
material_guy: (Fuckinell?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
The real thing'd be the #1 least gentlemanly thing to do right now. Are you gonna help or play 20 questions?

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know anything about that! I'm too good for that.
material_guy: (What?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
This's about a different kind of good than in the bedroom.
material_guy: (What?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
There's being good in bed, and then there's another type of good. You get it?
material_guy: (For the love of...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
What is with this community and its blond haired blue eyed pretty boys who don't fucking get guy things?! I'm gonna show up at her place with a bag of fucking vegetables at this rate...

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, good. Finally someone recognizes how hot I am!
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yer about a high five or a sixish.

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[identity profile] swordplaying.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm almost six feet, if that's what you mean.

[identity profile] glass-secret.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Dare I ask why you're asking for sex toys? Want to try them out on yourself?
material_guy: (Whew... (Blood removed))

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[personal profile] material_guy 2011-10-24 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yer not really my type. I'm sure some girls'd judge you higher.
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