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[material_guy]

Sex toys.

I need sex toys for chicks, stat.

Most of you guys're from the future where science's done great things for sex. [Snap. Snap. Greed smacks the table with his hand expectantly.] Let's see the offerings, gentlemen.

Comments

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

...A what?

[Always video]

[material_guy]

I'm on a two hour time limit here, damn it. Work with me. Shit a girl can use on herself.

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[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Why? Are you a girl?

[glass-secret.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask why you're asking for sex toys? Want to try them out on yourself?

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[material_guy]

Do I look like a girl to you?

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[glass-secret.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweetie, that hasn't stopped men from using those kinds of toys before.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

What for? I can go buy some.

[Video]

[material_guy]

For a girl. It'll be stopping guys from having sex with girls, so that leaves more horny guys to have sex with guys. It's a good cause.

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[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a good cause. How many do you need? I can't afford a lot.

[number1112.livejournal.com]

You're having sex?

[material_guy]

If I was gonna do it, why the hell would I bring her toys?

[onesnipe.livejournal.com]

Why doesn't she have her own stash? In fact, why offer her some if you didn't have any to begin with?

[material_guy]

'cause she really ain't the type to have 'em.

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but we went in a different direction with our pleasure technology. So I can offer you several different kinds of people, but not many new toys.

[material_guy]

It's no good at all if it's somethin' living.


..... Or dead. Or somethin' that was living.

[potatochips]

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this so I'm not even going to ask.

How many?

[material_guy]

That's my detective for you!! All right!

Two or three days' worth! For a total novice, so, we got that on our side!

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[herrglimmerous.livejournal.com]

[Greed is serious business and all Klavier can do is laugh.]

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[material_guy]

You don't count as a sex toy.

Kurt's lust >.>

[notasinglelady]

And why do you need those? You are not enough for them?

[Video] Oh, that'll go well.

[material_guy]

I'd be too much for her.

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[callmeimouto.livejournal.com]

...A...ahm...?

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[material_guy]

It's a long story. But there's a twist.

voice;

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

So you are helping. Good.

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[material_guy]

...Potentially.