[Canon Move Pt 6]

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Hello, Dramadramaduck. As you may not know, I, Mr. Crocker! Have finally captured a fairy and am now RULER OF MY WORLD! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! Consider this a public announcement. Now, BOW DOWN before my might!

Was this all really necessary? [And yes that little voice is coming from the yellow sphere at the top of Crocker’s scepter. Which is holding a very scared/upset Wanda.]

YES! This is entirely necessary, little fairy.

You can’t do anything to them through the community, you know.

Oh, why not? Isn’t ‘world hopping’ basically magic and - WORM HOLES!

Uhm...what can I say that won’t end up with you trying it?

Give me a reason why I shouldn’t?

[Small pause to think before she looks up at Crocker.] There might be someone out there with stronger magic? [Hopefully...]

Mmmmm...^{I’m not exactly sure where Kefka’s magic is on the scale, exactly.} However, Albus or Gellert were never able to interdimensionally hop. ^{Although, they could ‘hop’ with -} APPARITION! They didn’t process enough psychosis -

Really, he’s still talking...[She just line faces at the screen before pressing up against the walls of the sphere.]

And you have ‘something’ to say?

Yes. When are you going to let me go?

Mmmm.... What’s today?

Tuesday. [Smile!]

Wednesday. Thursday. NEVER!

HELP!!!

Scream for help all you want, little fairy. You’re never getting out of there. Not as long as this world has been reshaped by your magic and my psychosis. [Pause] You don’t think magically changing Mt. Rushmore was over the top, do you? I DON’T!

[Just glaring up at Crocker before trying really, really hard not to roll her eyes.] That’s a rhetorical question, isn’t it.

Fairies are smart. Who knew.

[Wanda just floats back to the center of the sphere with a flat look.] Yeah, I’m pretty sure lots of people were wondering about that.

Do I detect - [Beep beep] Fancy that. It’s time for the hourly bowing down ceremony.

((ooc: Wanda speaking in pink. Responses will come from both Crocker and Wanda!!!))

Comments

[hippie-hacker.livejournal.com]

[Sighs]

Don't you think that's a bit much?

[wishingpink.livejournal.com]

That's what I told him.

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

No. ^{After all of those years of being the butt of many of cruel jokes.} Serves them right for not listening to me!

[darklycharming.livejournal.com]

Are you really ruler of your world?

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Yes, Gellert. I AM! And now, they can't question if magic truly exists or not! Not when I rub the matter in their face! That magic does! Finally, they see that I, Mr. Crocker, was right all along and finally all of them paying for all of those years they made a laughing stock of me!

[wishingpink.livejournal.com]

Oh great.

Just what he needs. More encouragement.

[She...is just so annoyed right now.]

[cinnasteam.livejournal.com]

Let her go! That's no way you should treat anyone!

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

And I should care, why?

[wishingpink.livejournal.com]

[To Crocker] Let's listen to her.

[To Octavia] Thanks for that sweetie!

[hislostlover.livejournal.com]

If you have become a ruler then you should be protecting the people under your care.

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Why should I be doing that?

[Video]

[notasinglelady]

Mr Crocker, what even are you wearing? [Priorities, Kurt has them.]

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Blue titanium, why?

[cinnasteam.livejournal.com]

If he would let that fairy free I would offer him a free makeover. No one put any thought into that costume and how it would represent him. The designer should be fired!

[Video]

[darklycharming.livejournal.com]

At least he's more colourful than usual.

[Video]

[wishingpink.livejournal.com]

Hey, he came up with that one on his own.

[Thanks for trying to help kid >|]

[tenminutes]

What the hell are you doing with Wanda and why do I have the sudden urge to come over there and punch you in the face?

Or you could come here, I'm fine with either.

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

[Very slowly] Wanda? [Twitch] Where'd that dejavu come from? She's mine! All mine!

I'd like to see you try.

[wishingpink.livejournal.com]

Yuri!

[Pressing up against the glass again.]

Be careful! I don't know what Faerie magic would do to you!

[glyph-witch.livejournal.com]

Mr Crocker, I think you are going a bit too far.

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

SAYS YOU!

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

I like this new look! And this new style!

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

At least someone around here has some sense. Thank you.

[andthehat]

If fairies make you ruler of the world wouldn't being an actual fairy make you the one in charge, strange twitchy man?

You should be bowing down to the pink one. It's her magic, after all.

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Expect I'm making her use her magic against her will in my own twisted way with my own ingenuity.

[oddfairy.livejournal.com]

I'm coming, Wandaaaaaa!!!!

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

[SMACK! WHAM! POW!] Look at those stars. What hit me?! FAIRY!

[Bring it on gesture. Over dramatic fight music]

[wasneverfree.livejournal.com]

Mr. Crocker...what is going on? What's happened to you?

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Oh, I just showed everyone here that magic is actually real! Ha, ha, ha!