http://crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2011-11-10 07:22 pm

[Canon Move Pt 6]

Hello, Dramadramaduck. As you may not know, I, Mr. Crocker! Have finally captured a fairy and am now RULER OF MY WORLD! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! Consider this a public announcement. Now, BOW DOWN before my might!

Was this all really necessary? [And yes that little voice is coming from the yellow sphere at the top of Crocker’s scepter. Which is holding a very scared/upset Wanda.]

YES! This is entirely necessary, little fairy.

You can’t do anything to them through the community, you know.

Oh, why not? Isn’t ‘world hopping’ basically magic and - WORM HOLES!

Uhm...what can I say that won’t end up with you trying it?

Give me a reason why I shouldn’t?

[Small pause to think before she looks up at Crocker.] There might be someone out there with stronger magic? [Hopefully...]

Mmmmm...I’m not exactly sure where Kefka’s magic is on the scale, exactly. However, Albus or Gellert were never able to interdimensionally hop. Although, they could ‘hop’ with - APPARITION! They didn’t process enough psychosis -

Really, he’s still talking...[She just line faces at the screen before pressing up against the walls of the sphere.]

And you have ‘something’ to say?

Yes. When are you going to let me go?

Mmmm.... What’s today?

Tuesday. [Smile!]

Wednesday. Thursday. NEVER!

HELP!!!

Scream for help all you want, little fairy. You’re never getting out of there. Not as long as this world has been reshaped by your magic and my psychosis. [Pause] You don’t think magically changing Mt. Rushmore was over the top, do you? I DON’T!

[Just glaring up at Crocker before trying really, really hard not to roll her eyes.] That’s a rhetorical question, isn’t it.

Fairies are smart. Who knew.

[Wanda just floats back to the center of the sphere with a flat look.] Yeah, I’m pretty sure lots of people were wondering about that.

Do I detect - [Beep beep] Fancy that. It’s time for the hourly bowing down ceremony.

((ooc: Wanda speaking in pink. Responses will come from both Crocker and Wanda!!!))