26; Happy Birthday; Being a Girl is Pretty Much the Same as Usual

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday to me! I can't believe I almost forgot about it!

[Kefka spins and waves to the community, grinning. Something's got the god giddy. Is it the Joker cosplay?]

But oh, I should go out! Get things! Cueball murder sticks and new clothing! Since my gender and body have changed, I will need some new clothes and weapons for this! Hahahaha! Let's get some birthday presents rolling!

[...and yet, Kefka doesn't look any different. Probably because Kefka is a stick no matter what gender Kefka is, and you can't really have T&A without any fat to form either...]

[Anyway. Give Kefka loot. This is the thing Kefka would demand no matter what on a birthday, so cough up, community. Just look at that stare. Give iiiiin to your god-mage.]

Comments

[material_guy]

For your birthday you can pick whose team you wanna be on for the first women's Bondage Ball tournament!

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

The who what why now?

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, Kefka-chan!

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Kasumi! It's a good birthday! I turn 36!

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Yes! Happy birthday to me!

So, you changed too?

[createswithink]

...You mean right now, you're a girl?

[omg let him do your makeup while giving you a huuggg]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Yes! It's pretty interesting! I don't get why people make such a big fuss about it, I feel the same. Although I think my magic's a bit stronger!

[wait what]

[exceedingwords.livejournal.com]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

What?

Scrooge why do you keep typing

[madeitsquare]

what the chekc

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Scrooge, you are still drunk. Let me get you some hangover things or come over and mother duck you or something.

[docfoul]

[Happy birthday.]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

...Yes, that's very nice undergarments, but what about the rest of it?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I can get you some essential clothing, but I'm not sure why the weapons would need to be different.

Happy birthday.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Oh! Usually men use close-range weapons and women use long-range weapons.

I'll hop over in a few minutes. Where are you?

And thank you!

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Ugliest woman I ever saw.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Boo hoo hoo. Go jump in a lake.

[video]

[stapitsenpai.livejournal.com]

...

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....Uugghhh.... [SHIVERS... THIS FEELS WEIRD.]

[video]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

What?

[What???]

[notasinglelady]

Why should we get you anything?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Because I'm wonderful and deserve it.

[a-pretty-fire.livejournal.com]

Look at you! You're like a flower.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

I am! But what flower am I?

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

You look the same as you usually do.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

It's not like I changed that much! Just some gender.