oo7 ☆ [text] ☆ [fail-lock to finn and jesse]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Boys, I would like to request for you to look over next month's schedule. I would like to avoid any undue last-minute scheduling changes, thereby allowing us to be as prepared as we possibly can be. Should you feel that anything on the calendar conflicts with your current plans, please notify me immediately, and I'll make the necessary changes.

Seeing as this is both the month of my birth as well as Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Year's Eve, I would like to spend as much time as possible with the two of you. I'm sure you will both appreciate my efforts in bringing the three of us ever closer together.

Comments

[whisperingsaint.livejournal.com]

...is there a reason this was posted to the comm and not just...emailed, like normal?

[1/2 oh shit]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

... it was supposed to be locked.

[notasinglelady]

My eyes. My eyes.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! It was supposed to be locked!

[ video ]

[deadlydoctor.livejournal.com]

[Have a huge robot. Knock Out is horrified at the lack of class of this whole post.]

What is this monstrosity?

[ video | 1/2 ]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Excuse you!

[ video ]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

It's a relationship calendar. In a working poly triad, it's important to stay organized!

[Video]

[number1112.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with.. um.. anal?

[Video]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Nothing, I just don't want anything to do with it. There will be nothing going up that... private area of mine.

[potatochips]

What a busy month, Rachel.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

December is the best month out of the year. It only follows naturally that we'd try and make it special. And I wasn't about to let myself become unorganized.

[singingcherubs.livejournal.com]

Someone is very detailed about their sex life.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I think you meant organized.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Wow, you really put a lot of thought into this...

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I didn't want to be overwhelmed by the sometimes overwhelmingly intense spirit of the holiday season.

[lebanese]

Okay. That will be 4 grand to restore my eyesight back to some semblance of normal. And you're lucky I'm not going to sue you for emotional trauma.

Seriously, Rachel. This is appalling even for you.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

This was never intended for your eyes to see!

And it's not appalling. It's dedicated.

1/2

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

Oh god...

[pinball-baby.livejournal.com]

...Wait, I totally got the lube last time!

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

...points for organization and trying to lock it. You're smarter than the rest of your little group.

[WOULD IT KILL YOU ALL TO STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

[A-apparently?]

Thank you. At least someone can appreciate my extreme efforts in radical organzation.

[losethreepounds.livejournal.com]

Is this serious?

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Of course it's serious.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

What in Soa's name was that?

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

A relationship calendar, obviously.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

..I'm used to some screwed up stuff and I don't know what's going on here.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[pettedasnake.livejournal.com]

Uh.... okay. That's too much information.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

It was never supposed to be for public consumption!

[dontcrysammy.livejournal.com]

[Watch Sam's eyes bulge at the words anal and lubricant.]

Is this some kind of... November Fools?

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

What? No, of course not. It just... wasn't supposed to be public.

[heretocollect.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for sharing.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Does it look like that was supposed to be transmitted to the whole community?!

[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

What the hell is that?

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

It's a relationship calendar, obviously.

[redlikecrimson.livejournal.com]

...You're cats.

[Slurred voice is slurred.]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

It's artistic and adorable.

[formercheerio]

You're sick.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I'm not sick, I'm organized! What about that is so hard to understand?!