oo7 ☆ [text] ☆ [fail-lock to finn and jesse]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Boys, I would like to request for you to look over next month's schedule. I would like to avoid any undue last-minute scheduling changes, thereby allowing us to be as prepared as we possibly can be. Should you feel that anything on the calendar conflicts with your current plans, please notify me immediately, and I'll make the necessary changes.

Seeing as this is both the month of my birth as well as Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Year's Eve, I would like to spend as much time as possible with the two of you. I'm sure you will both appreciate my efforts in bringing the three of us ever closer together.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

Then how do you know if you like it or not?

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I don't have a prostate!

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

So?

[He's not up on the technicalities of male vs. female anatomy.]

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Just because it feels good for boys, doesn't mean it feels good for girls. Our anatomy doesn't allow us to feel pleasure through anal intercourse.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

That's... I'm sorry.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

That's really quite all right, we can still have plenty of fun using the normal route.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

I've never... anything. With a girl.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

... oh.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Are you... familiar with female anatomy? At all?

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

Not really.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Oh. Um, okay, well.

I'm sure this (http://www.scarleteen.com/article/body/anatomy_pink_parts_female_sexual_anatomy) extremely informative page with drawn illustrations and descriptions of everything should do the trick plenty well to teach you about the female sexual anatomy.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

[He obviously opens the page curiously but then looks away quickly.]

I can't look at that.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Why not? It's educational.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they never taught that when I went to school.

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

That's not the point, you should still educate yourself.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

But I'm never going to be with a girl so I don't need to know. Right?

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

There is no excuse for ignorance!

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

Do you know everything there is to know?

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

When I come across something I don't know, I certainly make every effort to try and learn it.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

Even if you don't need to know?

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Of course! You never know.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

So you're an expert on sex?

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Well, no, but obviously I'd be prepared if I needed to sleep with a girl, as I have the right anatomy to know what I would need to do to make her feel good. I'm still learning. We all are, always.

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[number1112.livejournal.com]

.....

You have two boyfriends right now?

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[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course.