27; grabbag + me myself and I; wow my future sucks; return of cefca

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[This is Cefca, aka Kefka's younger self. This is Cefca, in a dark green uniform and corpselike blue make up, sunken in eyes and hollow cheeks and blue lips, waving at the community from a jail cell. He's got a bottle of something clear and unplesant looking and a jar full of ashes.]

Helloooo, ducks. I am coming to you live from the, the ruins of Vector, the jail of the palace, the place where they stick jerks. I have been stuck in here on account of my older self is a terrible, terrible awful no good traitor and can't be trusted to let his younger self spy on him.

[It's amazing how good his enunciation is, given how much of that bottle he's drunk.]

Also...what sort of stupid older self dies before a virus? That's so stupid...I land here in a pile of ashes! Which was me! I want to complain. Why do I have to clean me up? Who thought it was a good idea to stick me in here with a huge honking monster in front of the door? That was me, the stupid future me who isn't dead. You should, you should all listen. I am the smartest one here, I will teach you all the things about me and all the other things..