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candace flynn

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Dear Diary,

Today was a pretty good day which means IT'S ALL GOING TO GO HORRIBLY WRONG REALLY, REALLY SOON!

It's way too quiet, diary. I just know Phineas and Ferb must be up to something. Just... really, really quietly.

........... I better go check.

I'll be right back, diary!

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OK. Who's fooling around with my computer?!

Absolutely no idea. It does this on its own! The community, that is. Welcome.

Are you a hacker?

Not in the slightest. I tried once under the guidance of a friend and failed miserably.

So why are you looking in my private computer diary?

It seems to have been posted without your permission or knowledge. I do apologize. A woman's diary is a very private matter. I will stop looking at once.

Good!

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... Wait-- Posted where?

[Well hello there! Helena looks apologetic, like it's her fault this happened. Which it's not. Well, it could be, for all she knows. She's still sort of bad at modern technology.]

It was posted to a community about ducks. [Isn't she ever so helpful?]

[And therer's a girl who looks to be about 15 or 16 looking back - and looking a bit stressed.]

Ducks? What about ducks? And why would they want to read my diary?!

[Prooobably not the best greeter around, seeing how she's still not entirely sure how this place works... oh well. At least she's British? 8D] I've no idea. I've seen absolutely nothing about ducks since I first found this place, it's just in the title. Rather misleading, if you ask me. [Modern people are SO STRANGE. ;_; ] And I don't know why they'd want to read your diary. People like private things like that, I suppose.

So weird!

I bet this has something to do with my brothers...

It very well could be their doing. Brothers are quite pesky.

They really are!

Always making huge rollercoasters and other crazy things and then sweeping away the evidence afterwards!

Er... yes, that. Exactly! [...nope, no idea what Candace is going on about.]

Exactly! [She echoes, looking frantic and maybe even a little crazy...]

They are sooo busted this time though! Stay right there!!

[She stands up and calls out.] Moooommm!!!! You have to come up here and see this!!

... All right. [She doesn't really have much else to do, so she obediently stays right where she is.]

[Pause. Wait. Candace disappears from view for a minute but then comes back with a dejected sigh.]

Why does this always happen?

[Hopelessly confused! Kids these days...] Why does what always happen?

Mom says she's going out and that she'll have a look when she gets back - but when she gets back EVERYTHING ALWAYS DISAPPEARS!!

Could you perhaps try to obtain photographic evidence before everything disappears?

[She snorts.] Yeah. As if that won't also disappear.

That's why you keep the photographic evidence on your person at all times. I hardly doubt it can simply "disappear".

You'd be surprised.

Mm, yes, I suppose you're right. Does nothing work to keep the evidence around, then?

Nothing! I go to show mom and this huge thing can be right there then we turn around and it's just gone!

.....I'm sounding crazy again, aren't I?

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