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[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

[Community, have an uncomfortable looking Tidus. He's frowning to himself pensively, but then it turns more angry. His head snaps up as he looks into the screen.]

I've got a question! Why do you think people should marry? I mean, shouldn't it be about love?

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[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

What's his job?

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

He's supposed to --

Fuck it, it ain't important. I'll deal with Red.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

No, tell me! I've been following cryptic hints for answers because I have no choice, so tell me so I at least know what I'm getting into!

What are you going to do?

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna put the god damn fear of Yevon back into his sorry ass.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Sure, good luck with that. Nothing scares Auron!

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

I didn't raise you to be stupid, kid.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I am your son after all.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, don't fall for Auron's act.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I know he's full of it. And you're both being vague. Tell me what's going on!

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

What's goin' on is that a summoner's got no place getting hitched in the middle of her pilgrimage without damn good reason. That's what.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

You only care because it's Yuna. You wouldn't be saying the same thing if it were anyone else.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Yeah? And how the fuck d'you figure?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

All the others are old geezers.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Trying to say something, kid?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

No. Leave protecting Yuna to a real guardian.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Listen up, Auron may be a pompous jackass with a stock so far up his ass he can use it as a toothpick but you still gotta respect him.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

No way. I can't make his job any easier for him.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

This ain't easy for him, kid. You've got no idea.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

I wonder why-- oh yeah, no one ever tells me anything.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

Look, it's personal, a'right?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Fine, you know what else is personal? Yuna's pilgrimmage.

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

It ain't my story to tell.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Why not?!

[yacantdoitkid.livejournal.com]

It just ain't, kid. Ask Auron.

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Don't you get it? Auron doesn't tell me anything!