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[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

I think Buffy-ville just got invaded by the whale of bad days. Ahab would've been impressed.

Anyway, what that means for you guys? No more world hops to Sunnydale or anywhere in my world. I mean it, I can not risk any of you guys coming here right now. I want the people I like as far as possible from here until this is over.

That goes for everyone. If anyone's still in charge of that virus safehouse thing still? My world's off-limits as of yesterday.

{ ooc: Canon move to Checkpoint. }

Comments

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

I'm Candace. What's yours?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Buffy. Nice to meet ya.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Hi, Buffy.

So it sounds like crazy stuff is the order of the day around here, huh?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Generally not that much suck in one day, but yeah. Not for everyone in my world, but it's a whole destiny thing.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Destiny?

Oh! You mean like when you see a boy and you just know you're destined to be together?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

More like getting super-powers because some ancient prophecy says so and you end up having to save the world a couple times a month. Week if the forces of darkness aren't in a good mood.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something that would accidently happen to me.

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

What kinds of stuff do you deal with? Aside from the boy-destiny thing. I wish I had boy-destiny. I mostly have boy-dumpediness right now.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

I deal with my brothers making outrageous things then my mom thinking I'm insane because whatever they made always vanishes when I try to show her.

There's often a lot of screaming in between.

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Oh. I went through years of people completely ignoring weird things that happened, so I totally know how you feel. Why with the screaming?

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Because I often end up caught up in their crazy things and then I go flying through the air or being hurled around and it's scary!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Is it really that dangerous?

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? I'm surprised I haven't broken everything!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Must be a real chore there. I'm glad you're okay.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

[It may happen one day...]

Yeah. You get chased by giant crazy monsters and fall off crazy flying machines and see if you don't break anything!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Giant crazy monsters I can handle. Don't think I've ever been on a crazy flying machine, but I'll make sure to look out for them.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Oh, if you came to my backyard you'd see them every day!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

I think I might have way more than enough to deal with here, but thanks.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

But you look like you might understand!

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure I totally would if I didn't have to make sure my family and friends weren't about to get their spines ripped out by a notably pissed off hell-bitch.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

.... Ooookay. Is that some kind of metaphor?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

I wish it was a metaphor.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

So you really have some monster there?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Lots. Daily. Well, mostly nightly. I'm a professional monster-killing person.

[candace-flynn.livejournal.com]

Is one a giant baby head?