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[doyoufondue]

[ DDD you are getting a camera tilted on a desk filled with papers of doodles and a laundry list of medical illnesses on a form including but not limited to: asthma, scarlet fever, rheumatic fever, sinusitis, frequent or chronic colds, high blood pressure, heart palpitations, easy fatigue, other heart trouble, constant jitters, potential exposure to TB, and a family history of diabetes and cancer ..blahblah. AND THE BIG STAMP OF REJECTION: 4-F. Yeah. Looks like you're not going to war, kid.

The camera gets knocked back by a hand before it adjusts a couple of times away from those papers and finally gets a forward (upside down view) of a confused looking tiny blond...

He stares at it for a long moment, flips it over the right way, ...then drops it in surprise before quickly picking it back up and muttering about hoping he didn't break it ]

Comments

[hasbottombunk.livejournal.com]

No, it's still working.

[doyoufondue]

Good, good...

What is it? I mean, what-what are you? Are you it or is it some kind of radio? I don't think I'm supposed to interact with found Stark products. If that's what it is-- what you are?

[swordplaying.livejournal.com]

Oh crap, you found it!

[doyoufondue]

Sorry?

[voice]

[re-formed.livejournal.com]

[That's-]

U.S. military?

[World War II era?]

[voice]

[doyoufondue]

[ oh they saw that? how's this thing work? ]

...An attempt at it. I'll give it another go.

[hammertimes.livejournal.com]

[don't worry, you get the same sort of response with a camera angle fumbling and you see right into Thor's masculine beard.]

[doyoufondue]

[ My that is a masculine beard. S-so hesitant with his tilting camera ]

Hello?

[hislostlover.livejournal.com]

[This list... her heart hurts for you already, Steve.]

Are you alright dear?

[doyoufondue]

[ girls too??? ]

...I'm fine, ma'am.

[killerbaseball.livejournal.com]

[Oh, dear.]

It certainly seems like you are in no condition to physically exert yourself, young man. Were you applying for... the United States army?

[doyoufondue]

I was. It looks worse on paper, sir.

[Video]

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

[Have a very blue, but by no mean unattractive, woman.]

You got quite the list there. How are you even alive, sweetie? You must be a fighter.

[ video]

[doyoufondue]

[ Looks so very very confused for a moment and squints at her to make sure he's seeing that right ] Guess nobody was lying...

I am a fighter. It looks a lot worse written on paper.

[Video]

[notasinglelady]

Hello? I don't think it's broken.

Were you applying for the army?

[video]

[doyoufondue]

Hello. You don't? That's good. I only just got it.

Yes.

[tenminutes]

Ehhhh?

[ She stares for a moment. ]

You want to join in a battle kid~?

[ Even though you're older than she is. ]

[doyoufondue]

[ o-oh god girls ]

Yes, miss. I would.

[brbslashing.livejournal.com]

M-Moe..

[doyoufondue]

[ WHERE ARE GIRLS COMING FROM? ]

I'm sorry?

[antibadstuff.livejournal.com]

Looks like it got another one. Hey there.

[doyoufondue]

[ fhighigghg ]

...Hello. How many did it get?

[devil-forge.livejournal.com]

Tis quite a list of aliments...

[doyoufondue]

I've been telling people it looks worse on paper.

[video]

[stapitsenpai.livejournal.com]

Boy, someone sure needs help with a camera.

[video]

[doyoufondue]

I've never used one before.

[fireflyglaive.livejournal.com]

Are you all right?

[doyoufondue]

I'm okay.

[piercethecharts]

That's quite a list!

[doyoufondue]

If I get two more I win a prize.