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That time o' year again, huh? I'll be honest this year's been pretty rough on the coffers, but I'll tell you what, if no one's volunteered yet I'd be more than happy to deliver presents for those who can't world hop. Just let me know who you are and where I'm goin' and we're golden. Tis the season, or somethin' like that, huh?

Ah, right, suppose I should introduce myself too for those who don't know me yet, I'm Lavi.

[ooc: Because I am a little depressed that Kisuke Claus isn't around to handle the gifts this year XD I'll elect Lavi who I'm sure would rather be sleeping.]

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Santa does it because he loves you, but if you've been pretty good this year then you might get a toy or somethin'.

Santa picks on people's dreams out of love, huh? So if people got real "loving" dreams, is he more generous?

Anyway, if the asshole does crawl out of his hole to see you for Christmas, tell him it's better to crawl right back in. I especially ain't gonna feel like tolerating him at this time of year after what he pulled last year. If he's smart, he won't come crawlin' out 'till at least a few weeks after that. But that's when the whole "loving" holiday is, so you'll still get that one with him.

Well, if you're dreams involve someone else being in pain, I'm sure he'll take it into consideration. I think it depends or your definition of loving.

Eh? But you're on holiday right now aren't ya? So it should be fine if he comes back and I watch him.

Hey, Bookworm. Do you know why kinda rotten guys like me 'n Envy give presents?

That's funny, you're always calling yourself a Nice Guy, but go on.

I'm a Nice Guy by default, but that freak goes past that. Bein' nice to him'd just be a lie. But we're both the kinda guys who do the whole present thing kinda as a comparison. Me 'cause it's an investment I wanna get more out of, 'n him 'cause he's Envy. Comparing's what he does. He wants to get somethin' better than anything he'd give, right? Otherwise he'd just be jealous of what he gave out.

So if I know he's around, I'll wanna give him an even better present than he tossed my way last year. It'll be a lot easier on both of you not to have him around.

Shit, consider that his Christmas present to yer ass if he don't show up.

Do nice guys usually call themselves rotten?

Anyway Envy doesn't need to get me anything so that doesn't matter, I'm okay giving him the things that he needs and sometimes what he wants so there's no reason for him to be jealous. Though he's been known to get stuff for me to without having to give him anything back.

I want him around for Christmas.

If they're honest. He brings out the rotten side in everyone. But some Nice Guys lie, y'know.

Since yer makin' a delivery offer to 'n from everyone like this, contact me if he's someone you're gonna be able to find to deliver to in time. It's still in season up to... what, January 10th or somethin'?

Hn? He hasn't brought it out in me, maybe I'm highly resistant.

If I find him then I'll let you know.

He has. He definitely has. You can tell 'cause I don't like you. I like most people just by default. Especially if they're useful.

Nah, that's not it, it's just that you don't like him so your default is to not like me.

Kefka likes him okay.

Yeah but okay just makes everything okay. If you don't like me for some reason then it's definitely me, not Envy.

Who can tell who that guy likes 'n how much, he's about as stable as a house of cards on a shipdeck. But, that freak shows off yer worst taste. So it's both of you. A couple's deal.

It has nothing to do with taste, it has everything to do with taming. You could say I bring out the best in him instead of it being the other way around.

The fact that that'll make other people less likely to kill him is a mark against you. I don't want him tamed or whatever. I want his ass dead.

Ah, so that's why you don't like me, I see. Sorry, but I want him alive.

They're just irreconcilable differences between us.

Yeah, yeah...that just about sums it up.

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