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sandinmyboots) wrote in
dramadramaduck2012-01-27 03:39 pm
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28; Out, Damn Spot!; Shenanigans with A Pretty Boy;
The pink smoke clears slowly, revealing...well. It used to be Kefka's throne room. It's missing a ceiling and some good chunks of the walls as well; the sky beyond is roiling with purple-grey clouds.
Lancer is sitting on the remains of the throne, wide-eyed and attempting to edge away from the smoking remains of a cauldron. Kefka is flat on the floor next to him, his headfeathers smoking and face covered in ashes.
"...shall I assume that was not supposed to happen?" Despite everything, Lancer keeps a poker face.
Kefka peels himself off the floor with a groan, rubbing his forehead. "Don't get wise on me, pretty-face, that wasn't quite as planned but it worked. Owww... Besides, this place needed some windows!"
"Most people wouldn't cause an explosion just for the sake of some windows. Did it work at all?"
"I just said it worked!" Kefka hops to his feet, then regrets it, given his wincing. "I may not have turned off the love spot, but I did make a relic that'll nullify it. Hold on." He stumbles over and goes through the remains of the cauldron until he pulls out -
It's a pendant, a golden chain with a pink crystal heart dangling from it; a tiny opal spade, diamond and club are hanging from the heart. Kefka grins. "Behold, the Spotless Love Pendant!"
"...That looks completely ridiculous."
"This would be fine fashion on my world." Kefka tosses the pendant to Lancer, who catches it easily. "Just keep it under your shirt if you hate it so much, or don't wear it at all! I could give it away as a gift!"
"Thank you," Lancer says, putting the pendant on. "Remind me to never take fashion advice from anyone here, incidentally."
"Says the man with the fashion of a decomposing lizard!" Kefka titters. "Now go back and go change your fate!"
"What does that even mean--no, never mind. I think I would rather not know."
"You're only wearing one layer of clothing, and that has barely two colors on it. Even a dead lizard looks more interesting that tha- oh!" Kefka looks up at the camera. "Looks like we're on the candid camera."
"...oh, excellent. This day obviously needed to get worse." And with that having been said, Lancer facepalms.
Lancer is sitting on the remains of the throne, wide-eyed and attempting to edge away from the smoking remains of a cauldron. Kefka is flat on the floor next to him, his headfeathers smoking and face covered in ashes.
"...shall I assume that was not supposed to happen?" Despite everything, Lancer keeps a poker face.
Kefka peels himself off the floor with a groan, rubbing his forehead. "Don't get wise on me, pretty-face, that wasn't quite as planned but it worked. Owww... Besides, this place needed some windows!"
"Most people wouldn't cause an explosion just for the sake of some windows. Did it work at all?"
"I just said it worked!" Kefka hops to his feet, then regrets it, given his wincing. "I may not have turned off the love spot, but I did make a relic that'll nullify it. Hold on." He stumbles over and goes through the remains of the cauldron until he pulls out -
It's a pendant, a golden chain with a pink crystal heart dangling from it; a tiny opal spade, diamond and club are hanging from the heart. Kefka grins. "Behold, the Spotless Love Pendant!"
"...That looks completely ridiculous."
"This would be fine fashion on my world." Kefka tosses the pendant to Lancer, who catches it easily. "Just keep it under your shirt if you hate it so much, or don't wear it at all! I could give it away as a gift!"
"Thank you," Lancer says, putting the pendant on. "Remind me to never take fashion advice from anyone here, incidentally."
"Says the man with the fashion of a decomposing lizard!" Kefka titters. "Now go back and go change your fate!"
"What does that even mean--no, never mind. I think I would rather not know."
"You're only wearing one layer of clothing, and that has barely two colors on it. Even a dead lizard looks more interesting that tha- oh!" Kefka looks up at the camera. "Looks like we're on the candid camera."
"...oh, excellent. This day obviously needed to get worse." And with that having been said, Lancer facepalms.

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[He yoinks the flying book out of the air and slams it shut, huffing.]
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[YES SCROOGE THAT IS CLEARLY THE CRUX OF THE POST.]
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[THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD KEFKA]
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[Kefka may be flushing but he is steamrolling right over it to explain ALL THE THINGS.]
He has a magical love spot on his face - any woman who sees it falls in love with him. Which ruined his life! That necklace will make it so it's safe for Lancer-woman interaction!
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That's...amazing!
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[Dohohoho, he is so fantastic!]
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Re: [Video]
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[Video] In regards to his thread with Makoto below.
[Video] greed honey he's going to punch you
[Video] It must be his winning personality.
[Video] do you know how hard it is to make this guy angry, greed. do you.
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[Video] Corporal Greed? Have you seen her bunker busters?
[Video] No, he hasn't. But he'd surely enjoy the chance to promote her and pin the medal to them.
[Video] Look at the icon, Greed. Just look at it..
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...gotta wonder about the name, though.
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It's descriptive and to the point, which is what matters!
ACCOUNT FAIL ASDGFHJGH
IT'S FIXED NOW
SOB
th-th-th-THREADJAAAAACK
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always video;
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[He has all these irons in the fire, you have no idea........!]
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all the video
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What was all that about?
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