» second chapter; audio.

[facepalms]

[ When the feed opens, the voice speaking is an annoyed teenager. And that annoyed teenager is Kyon. ]

Alright, I'll bite.

The first person to either worldhop here, provide me a worldhop, or give me some device that allows me go to other worlds gets a prize. Probably the mummified kappa.

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[abyss_broken]

[Wants to know what he's talking about, since she has no clue and is curious. Is taking a chance with the annoyed teenager]

Worldhop?

[facepalms]

Kind of like a slider. A person who can travel through worlds by some sort of weird means.

[abyss_broken]

Oh... Interesting...

Do you mind me asking why you need one?

[facepalms]

I want proof that they're real.

[sosbrigade]

Aim for the device!

[facepalms]

I'll try, but I honestly can't promise you anything.

[sosbrigade]

If they're real friendly aliens, you should be able to get one no problem.

[brokethecamera]

...Mummified kappa?

[facepalms]

Yeah, a mummified kappa. Want to see?

[brokethecamera]

Ah ha....no, I'd rather not.

[video]

[material_guy]

Gimmie the location 'n the year.

[Read: give me OOC permission.]

[audio]

[facepalms]

Nishinomiya, Japan.

20XX. [Read: insert whatever year Haruhiworld is in.]

[Action Spam]

[material_guy]

[Guess who's standing in your doorway now with an open beer in one hand, looking around... decidedly unimpressed with the not-so-flashy and fantastic future.] Hnnn, so this's the future here, huh...

[sandinmyboots]

Give me a few minutes to borrow one, ok!

[ooc: May he?]

[facepalms]

... Borrow one?

[OOC: Sure, why not.]

[sandinmyboots]

Yes! I can't hop on my own, but I can get a hop from someone who can!

[evil clowns about in t minus two tags...)

[makewayforroze]

Then you've already found a place you'd like to visit?

[facepalms]

Not exactly.

[makewayforroze]

Then why are you asking to go to one?

[philoxidizes]

I hope you've thought through the ramifications of inviting visitors. I'm sure that, as always, you have it quite under control.

[facepalms]

I've already gotten the whole schtick from Haruhi. I'll be careful.

[philoxidizes]

I'm sure. Nevertheless, please don't hesitate to ask for a second opinion.

[tenminutes]

If you get a device just by asking remind me to stop being a moron for not trying that because I thought it wouldn't work.

[facepalms]

Right.

So far I only got people offering to bring me to places with their worldhop.

[ locked ]

[tenminutes]

If I can get ahold of someone else's worldhop device and get permission to take it apart I can probably figure out how to make them. All I need is dirt and a good memory of the parts. So if you find someone who'll let you borrow theirs completely let me know and pass it off to me. I'll make one for you for your troubles if I can figure it out.

[ If. It's not like she's a genius or anything, and she might very well get completely fed up with trying because of how long it takes... but she'd definitely try. ]