» second chapter; audio.

[facepalms]

[ When the feed opens, the voice speaking is an annoyed teenager. And that annoyed teenager is Kyon. ]

Alright, I'll bite.

The first person to either worldhop here, provide me a worldhop, or give me some device that allows me go to other worlds gets a prize. Probably the mummified kappa.

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[facepalms]

... Of course I won't.

[sosbrigade]

You have to be careful. They might try to disguise the offer.

[facepalms]

You think I won't be careful?

[sosbrigade]

Aliens are crafty, Kyon! Even if you're careful already you have to be on high alert!

[facepalms]

Right, right.

I'll tell you first if I find somebody.

[sosbrigade]

Of course you'd tell me first. Why would you even need to say that?

[facepalms]

Just in case you'll think I'll go off to Koizumi or Nagato first.

[sosbrigade]

Yuki isn't even on here.

[facepalms]

I never said anything about her being here being significant to talking about this topic.