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dramadramaduck2012-02-04 07:44 pm
sandinmyboots) wrote in dramadramaduck2012-02-04 07:44 pm
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29; helping a sisbro out; now kiss!!!; clearly this plan has no flaws; stop flirting you guys
Hello, community! I must inform you of a terrible and nasty issue:
[Kefka raps on a blackboard with a riding crop. Chalked on it are the words SEXUAL TENSION.]
There are a great many of you flirting! And making doe-eyes! And not doing the proper thing about it, which is to stick each others' tongues in your mouths or confess your love and cuddle or go find a private area in order to proceed to do things I cannot mention on the public televisions!
Now. I will start naming names soon. Please come write in so I can help you with this terrible terrible problem. Or! Ask me about other problems like the Earth Dear Abby. I will fix your lives! I can give you a compatibility test to show your true loves! I will tell you how to deal with bad in-laws! I will make sure that you do not end up dying! In a cave! From a box of scraps!
[With any luck, Operation: Help Yuri Out will be a success.]
[Kefka raps on a blackboard with a riding crop. Chalked on it are the words SEXUAL TENSION.]
There are a great many of you flirting! And making doe-eyes! And not doing the proper thing about it, which is to stick each others' tongues in your mouths or confess your love and cuddle or go find a private area in order to proceed to do things I cannot mention on the public televisions!
Now. I will start naming names soon. Please come write in so I can help you with this terrible terrible problem. Or! Ask me about other problems like the Earth Dear Abby. I will fix your lives! I can give you a compatibility test to show your true loves! I will tell you how to deal with bad in-laws! I will make sure that you do not end up dying! In a cave! From a box of scraps!
[With any luck, Operation: Help Yuri Out will be a success.]